And finally... There it is! Stoke proved to be a worthy opponent to mighty migthy ManUTD. Even more! If you send them to France they would change the history of art... Mona Lisa would become... errr... Male... Not that she was a beauty anyway...
Stoke also proved that big guys aren't passe... Crouchy's put as an evidence. Interbreeding is cool, they say. According to some tweets and regarding recent Arsenal games, even living on the same islands can help to steal some points of Manchester gang.
As I write about the Man-gang, I should mention the fact that's bothering Pirelli. "Should we or should we not use the pattern of Ballotelli's hairdo to win the Rallye of France..." they say (supposedly). Not to mention they could meet a bipolar bear in he future... And not because of the "El Nino"... It's purely Wenger's matter...
Talking of Wenger... Arsenal's women (What?!) are winning everything... Phew, they say at the Emirates... Also in this edition: Torres' two foot tackle, scouser karma, sober carroll, an Argentine shagging your wife, selling Wes Brown, Roy's consistency and more...
Now it's time to explain (again), what this blog is all about. As I wrote the last few times: You won't find any detailed experts' analysis here. You won't find complete scoresheets either. But you'll find a good banter, juicy comments about the game, the clubs, the players, the refs, the goals... Maybe you'll find some useful info/opinion for a football chat in your favourite bar...
Namely, football is a global sport, so is English Premierleague. It is followed by a huge number of a-round-ball-loving enthusiasts, journos, players and managers themselves... I hear football is also more and more popular in the US of soccer... :)
And for all those reasons it's widely commented on Twitter. It is a very well known "fact" that tweeps possess a lot of football knowledge, common sense, cynicism, humour, love/hate relationships... And, yes, even different kinds of stupidity occur...
So, all the ingredients for the tasty soup of football opinion are there.
This is the "sixth edition". Here are some of the bits, which should shed some (different) light on the 6th round of EPL. I thank all the tweeps for contributing...
MANCHESTER CITY - EVERTON 2-0 (0-0)
empireofthekop
Did you see Balotelli's latest hairdo? bit.ly/p8fHXp It is called the Pirelli
Dudley1927
Great strike from Balotelli. Everton will have to change their super exciting 9 - 1 - 0 formation now.
JamesDallESPN
Alan Mullery on SSN: "Well that's a fantastic goal from Balotelli." Is it, Alan? Is it really? It took a massive deflection, Alan, you know?
ARSENAL - BOLTON 3-0 (0-0)
wengerknowsbest
Our win was a question of nerves, patience and intelligence. Once Bolton ran out of them, that gave us a chance.
arseblog
If Arsene Wenger got depressed would he be a bipolar bear?
AndrewOrsatti Andrew Orsatti
Finally some good news for Arsenal fans - the club's women's team have secured a domestic treble. What trophy drought?
CHELSEA - SWANSEA 4-1 (2-0)
JBcommentator
At least Torres half pulled out of making that challenge, otherwise they would have been picking bits of Gower's leg up on the Kings Road
feverpitch
Torres even missed a two footed tackle.
wellneyyarra
4 players got a red card today and Torres is the only one being talked about. Is his charm that irresistible? Understood.
MrT1M
On a scale of 0 to Torres, how bad are your weekends?
Arlarse
Karma is a Scouser. #torres
LIVERPOOL - WOLVERHAMPTON 2-1 (2-0)
AMG133
Suarez...dances with the Wolves
briankettle
BBC interviewer: "Fantastic goal by Luis Suarez. Would you be proud of that?" Dalglish: "At my age, yes." #lfc
rachydivanerd
Who is that hard_working, talented player in the No. 9 shirt, and what has he done with Andy Carroll? #LFC
bglendenning
If andy carroll drank less beer, that header would have gone in instead of hitting the post.
NEWCASTLE UNITED - BLACKBURN 3-1 (2-1)
nufcfans
Oh Coloccini, You are the love of my life, Oh Coloccini, I'd let you s**g my wife, Oh Coloccini, I WANT CURLY HAIR TOO!! - #NUFC
Scott Wilson
Scottwilsonecho
Blackburn look like starting with Yakubu as a lone striker. Big day for the former Boro striker on his 57th birthday....... #NUFC
WEST BROMWICH ALBION - FULHAM 0-0
richardmcgil24
A year ago, LFC were 16th WBA were 6th, A year on and LFC are in 5th place whilst Roy's West Brom are occupying 19th position. Consistent.
pabloduffey
Was just pointed out that Kenny Dalglish has outspent Hodgson 5-1 and only has 2 more points through 5 games.
WIGAN - TOTTENHAM 1-2 (0-2)
GameOf_2Halves
Wigan season ticket holders can buy an additional ticket for the Fulham match for £7.50. Bit harsh to have a deal open to just 24 people...
JustASpur
He's just as good as Hoddle, he's better than Chris Waddle, his missus is a model, he's Rafael van der Vaart! #COYS
Jidsterr
I wonder what the Spurs fans chant now..."Adebayor Adebayor, we're sorry for what we said, please score some more". I dunno.
STOKE CITY - MANCHESTER UNITED 1-1 (0-1)
Homzy
Patrice Evra: "When you have played against Stoke, you need five games to recover." Me likey.
ESPN_Stoke
A week after Arsenal fielded an entirely foreign side, Stoke played 6 English and 4 Irish players and were the first to take points off Utd
BenHibbs
If Stoke went to the Louvre, they'd draw a curly moustache on La Joconde
PPL65
@mikeparry8 Everton! The most boring horrible team in the prem, I never thought any team would ever topple Stoke as a football eyesore.
unitedrant.co.uk
Wikipedia tells me that interbreeding between Neanderthal and Homo Sapiens ended about 24,000 years ago. Not in Stoke
QUEENS PARK RANGERS - ASTON VILLA 1-1 (0-0)
prodnose
QPR vs Villa was an advert for the game. By that I mean I wish I could have fast forwarded straight through it.
James_Herd
I really can't stand Neil Warnock and hope QPR go straight back down. Just thought everyone should know.
KAPITALKO K-O
Why dont Richard Dunne just play up front for Petes sake. Scores enough #OwnBloodyGoals
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FourFourTom
It's priceless that Richard Dunne was named man of the match seconds before he scored an own-goal. That's why they should wait 'til the end.
NORWICH CITY - SUNDERLAND 2-1 (1-0)
LesRosbifs
Wonder why Fergie sold Wes Brown? Wonder no more. 2-0 Norwich.
gazzhind
When you've got o'shea, wes brown, titus bramble and bendtner in the same team, you might aswell just give up and accept the defeat #safc
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