And finally... There it is! Stoke proved to be a worthy opponent to mighty migthy ManUTD. Even more! If you send them to France they would change the history of art... Mona Lisa would become... errr... Male... Not that she was a beauty anyway...
Stoke also proved that big guys aren't passe... Crouchy's put as an evidence. Interbreeding is cool, they say. According to some tweets and regarding recent Arsenal games, even living on the same islands can help to steal some points of Manchester gang.
As I write about the Man-gang, I should mention the fact that's bothering Pirelli. "Should we or should we not use the pattern of Ballotelli's hairdo to win the Rallye of France..." they say (supposedly). Not to mention they could meet a bipolar bear in he future... And not because of the "El Nino"... It's purely Wenger's matter...
Talking of Wenger... Arsenal's women (What?!) are winning everything... Phew, they say at the Emirates... Also in this edition: Torres' two foot tackle, scouser karma, sober carroll, an Argentine shagging your wife, selling Wes Brown, Roy's consistency and more...
Now it's time to explain (again), what this blog is all about. As I wrote the last few times: You won't find any detailed experts' analysis here. You won't find complete scoresheets either. But you'll find a good banter, juicy comments about the game, the clubs, the players, the refs, the goals... Maybe you'll find some useful info/opinion for a football chat in your favourite bar...
Namely, football is a global sport, so is English Premierleague. It is followed by a huge number of a-round-ball-loving enthusiasts, journos, players and managers themselves... I hear football is also more and more popular in the US of soccer... :)
And for all those reasons it's widely commented on Twitter. It is a very well known "fact" that tweeps possess a lot of football knowledge, common sense, cynicism, humour, love/hate relationships... And, yes, even different kinds of stupidity occur...
So, all the ingredients for the tasty soup of football opinion are there.
This is the "sixth edition". Here are some of the bits, which should shed some (different) light on the 6th round of EPL. I thank all the tweeps for contributing...
MANCHESTER CITY - EVERTON 2-0 (0-0)
empireofthekop
Did you see Balotelli's latest hairdo? bit.ly/p8fHXp It is called the Pirelli
Dudley1927
Great strike from Balotelli. Everton will have to change their super exciting 9 - 1 - 0 formation now.
JamesDallESPN
Alan Mullery on SSN: "Well that's a fantastic goal from Balotelli." Is it, Alan? Is it really? It took a massive deflection, Alan, you know?
ARSENAL - BOLTON 3-0 (0-0)
wengerknowsbest
Our win was a question of nerves, patience and intelligence. Once Bolton ran out of them, that gave us a chance.
arseblog
If Arsene Wenger got depressed would he be a bipolar bear?
AndrewOrsatti Andrew Orsatti
Finally some good news for Arsenal fans - the club's women's team have secured a domestic treble. What trophy drought?
CHELSEA - SWANSEA 4-1 (2-0)
JBcommentator
At least Torres half pulled out of making that challenge, otherwise they would have been picking bits of Gower's leg up on the Kings Road
feverpitch
Torres even missed a two footed tackle.
wellneyyarra
4 players got a red card today and Torres is the only one being talked about. Is his charm that irresistible? Understood.
MrT1M
On a scale of 0 to Torres, how bad are your weekends?
Arlarse
Karma is a Scouser. #torres
LIVERPOOL - WOLVERHAMPTON 2-1 (2-0)
AMG133
Suarez...dances with the Wolves
briankettle
BBC interviewer: "Fantastic goal by Luis Suarez. Would you be proud of that?" Dalglish: "At my age, yes." #lfc
rachydivanerd
Who is that hard_working, talented player in the No. 9 shirt, and what has he done with Andy Carroll? #LFC
bglendenning
If andy carroll drank less beer, that header would have gone in instead of hitting the post.
NEWCASTLE UNITED - BLACKBURN 3-1 (2-1)
nufcfans
Oh Coloccini, You are the love of my life, Oh Coloccini, I'd let you s**g my wife, Oh Coloccini, I WANT CURLY HAIR TOO!! - #NUFC
Scott Wilson
Scottwilsonecho
Blackburn look like starting with Yakubu as a lone striker. Big day for the former Boro striker on his 57th birthday....... #NUFC
WEST BROMWICH ALBION - FULHAM 0-0
richardmcgil24
A year ago, LFC were 16th WBA were 6th, A year on and LFC are in 5th place whilst Roy's West Brom are occupying 19th position. Consistent.
pabloduffey
Was just pointed out that Kenny Dalglish has outspent Hodgson 5-1 and only has 2 more points through 5 games.
WIGAN - TOTTENHAM 1-2 (0-2)
GameOf_2Halves
Wigan season ticket holders can buy an additional ticket for the Fulham match for £7.50. Bit harsh to have a deal open to just 24 people...
JustASpur
He's just as good as Hoddle, he's better than Chris Waddle, his missus is a model, he's Rafael van der Vaart! #COYS
Jidsterr
I wonder what the Spurs fans chant now..."Adebayor Adebayor, we're sorry for what we said, please score some more". I dunno.
STOKE CITY - MANCHESTER UNITED 1-1 (0-1)
Homzy
Patrice Evra: "When you have played against Stoke, you need five games to recover." Me likey.
ESPN_Stoke
A week after Arsenal fielded an entirely foreign side, Stoke played 6 English and 4 Irish players and were the first to take points off Utd
BenHibbs
If Stoke went to the Louvre, they'd draw a curly moustache on La Joconde
PPL65
@mikeparry8 Everton! The most boring horrible team in the prem, I never thought any team would ever topple Stoke as a football eyesore.
unitedrant.co.uk
Wikipedia tells me that interbreeding between Neanderthal and Homo Sapiens ended about 24,000 years ago. Not in Stoke
QUEENS PARK RANGERS - ASTON VILLA 1-1 (0-0)
prodnose
QPR vs Villa was an advert for the game. By that I mean I wish I could have fast forwarded straight through it.
James_Herd
I really can't stand Neil Warnock and hope QPR go straight back down. Just thought everyone should know.
KAPITALKO K-O
Why dont Richard Dunne just play up front for Petes sake. Scores enough #OwnBloodyGoals
orite Retweet Reply
FourFourTom
It's priceless that Richard Dunne was named man of the match seconds before he scored an own-goal. That's why they should wait 'til the end.
NORWICH CITY - SUNDERLAND 2-1 (1-0)
LesRosbifs
Wonder why Fergie sold Wes Brown? Wonder no more. 2-0 Norwich.
gazzhind
When you've got o'shea, wes brown, titus bramble and bendtner in the same team, you might aswell just give up and accept the defeat #safc
2011-09-17
FUNNY (?) TWITTER RECAP OF THE 5th ROUND OF ENGLISH PREMIERLEAGUE
Ooooo, what a scary nickname "gunners" is! Those not following football might think this is a team which scares every opponent! The reality is they do not scare no one, even the white&blue chickens (although they're Venky's).
Before the match Blackburn fans protested and wanted Steve Kean to leave. Even the Arsenal fans sang he should get the sack. But in the end it was Arsene Wenger the one to be "keaned". Many of you have wanted the Frenchman's a(A)rse to be kicked at.
The reasons are obvious. Arsenal (aiming at the champions league places... oh, well) went down at Ewood Park against Blackburn (a club that is in reality closer to championship quality than Kean's outrageous remarks about going towards the top of the table). And, yes, this time even Arsene admitted the start of the season was simply terrible for his flock of "Star-trek-characters-look-a-likes".
Manchester United have completely different kind of start. They are invincible! Even Chelsea couldn't do nothing to change this. Valderrama in Utd shirt scored again (and badly missed a penalty), Nani scored a beauty (only Luka Modric's goal could match it)... On the other hand Goalless Torres put himself on the scoring list BUT missed a sitter later in the game. Maybe, just maybe, he should do something with his hair (great tweet about it!). Oh, yes, and Man City pissed away their lead...
Also in this edition: man-love, organ-transplant, George Orwell, Maradona, the worst team, the end of the world, killing each other and more.
Now it's time to explain (again), what this blog is all about. As I wrote the last four times: You won't find any detailed experts' analysis here. You won't find complete scoresheets either. But you'll find a good banter, juicy comments about the game, the clubs, the players, the refs, the goals... Maybe you'll find some useful info/opinion for a football chat in your favourite bar...
Namely, football is a global sport, so is English Premierleague. It is followed by a huge number of a-round-ball-loving enthusiasts, journos, players and managers themselves... I hear football is also more and more popular in the US of soccer... :)
And for all those reasons it's widely commented on Twitter. It is a very well known "fact" that tweeps possess a lot of football knowledge, common sense, cynicism, humour, love/hate relationships... And, yes, even different kinds of stupidity occur...
So, all the ingredients for the tasty soup of football opinion are there.
This is the "fifth edition". Here are some of the bits, which should shed some (different) light on the 5th round of EPL. I thank all the tweeps for contributing...
BLACKBURN - ARSENAL 4-3 (1-2)
offthepost
"You're getting sacked in the morning" - Are the Arsenal fans still singing to Wenger?!
MirrorFootball
H-T Blackburn 1-2 Arsenal. Random thought: if Venky's did have a managerial vacancy soon, would they FILLET?
astravegaa
Arsenal has Damon from Vampire Diaries in their squad #Arteta
John_Warrington
Is shows just how far backwards Arsenal have gone when @piersmorgan is having premature ejaculations over beating Blackburn. #tosser
Rodney_Dennis
If arsenal end up losing ill cry and put it on youtube
femianthony
Oh yeah!! In comes djourou.... another ugly and wierd looking Arsenal player lol only Jehovah knows where wenger finds these players lol smh
julian_bennetts
Only #arsenal could score 5 and still lose. Another defensive shambles. Have to admire new players learning same mistakes as old so quickly
Alan_Machnik
Arsenal bringing Chamakh on. In response, Chris Samba will wear flip-flops for the remainder of the game.
MissIreenie
...Maybe Arsenal are going for that minimalist look in their trophy cabinet this season
ASTON VILLA - NEWCASTLE UNITED 1-1 (1-0)
harrydecosemo
N'Zogbia was awful, the way it should be #nufc
nancy_spinner
#NUFC: you draw some, and you draw some.
ToonTeg
#nufc 4th #safc 19th hahahahahahaha
andrewishench
Must admit I'm developing a man-crush on Yohan Cabaye, copied his hair and everything #NUFC
BOLTON - NORWICH CITY 1-2 (0-2)
OXONAssassin
Is Klasnic the first player who had an organ transplant to be sent off in premier league history?
Colinho63
#bwfc we've actually been playing with 10 men since first minute when Klasnic didn't turn up.
HopeSoloSwag
How many referees does it take to make the right call? Apparently the answer is more than one #Bolton #Norwich
EVERTON - WIGAN ATHLETIC 3-1 (1-1)
MirrorFootball
GOAL! Everton get a very late third against Wigan - Royston Drenthe with a finish "as cool as the other side of your pillow" - Merse
FunkyBlanco
Drenthe is better than Maradona. :) #tweetlikeafanboy
ayates_89
Wigan are the worst team I've ever seen! They should just stick to rugby league.
SWANSEA CITY - WBA 3-0 (2-0)
EatMoreBacalhau
After five rounds in the PL, who would've predicted Norwich and Swansea do have more points, and a better goal difference, than Arsenal?
ManUtd24
Nobby Solano finds the net for Hartlepool. Yakubu scores two. Even Leroy Lita has a goal to his name. The end of the world is near, folks.
briankettle
#wba 3-0 down. Clearly the fault of the players, owners, fans, reserve team, unreasonable expectations and Rafael Benitez.
davemiles93
I laughed. Cause I didn't want to cry #wba
WOLVERHAMPTON - QPR 0-3 (0-2)
salisu8
heading home, need to cut my hair. congrats QPR
AmiieeLeigh
Absolutely terrible game today! If it was a team like Chelsea who'd made us look that bad then fair enough they're the better team, but QPR?
NapoliBlogger
Barton shouting some George Orwell to the Wolves players there
Marcotti
A minute ago, looked as if Henry + Barton were going to kill each other. Final whistle, smiles and giggles. Love the PL.
TOTTENHAM - LIVERPOOL 4-0 (1-0)
thejamessutton
Match Day. Excited. Carroll starts. Please be sober Andy. For me...
holmsey75
This is brilliant! Can see the refs car having its alloys nicked and set alight.#lfc #thfc
1aurence9owell
So how did your meeting with the chief referee go then king kenny? #lfc #thfc hahahahahahhaahhahahahaha
Dave_Hewitson
Someone really should tell Suarez not to put vaseline on the outside of the soles of his boots . . . #thfc #lfc
marksyx
adebayor, adebayor, city pay half his wages, 'cause we are too poor #thfc
suhail_suzy
Adebayor, Adebayoooor. We used to hate you, we don't anymoore!
MirrorFootball
"Oh Adebayor/Oh Adebayor/His mum washes his kit/And her son's made it four"
JAScammell
'Are you Arsenal in disguise?' #thfc #lfc
jayadevnair9
The Simpsons is on in another channel, but watching Liverpool is funnier. @essafc Brilliant from #thfc.
FULHAM - MANCHESTER CITY 2-2 (0-1)
sidlowe
So, this Aguero bloke... he's quite good, isn't he?
fallingbackward
I am so in love with Fulham right now. Proved that it's about being a team, not an aguero.
Padz86
Fulham draw with City, so the majority of new Chelsea fans will have something to celebrate tonight
sportingintel
BBC website cannot stomach what's happening at Craven Cottage, insisting it's 3-1 to #mcfc, and bizarrely listing five goals, 3 for City
GraceTomlinson1
Glad to know we're still the same old City. No amount of money will change our inexplicable ability to throw away leads. #mcfc #fulham
SUNDERLAND - STOKE CITY 4-0 (3-0)
MackemLindsey
I wonder what the bruce out brigade have to say after that! Saying that with all the empty seats i doubt they were even there! Welldone safc
J3ffCmgs
Bruce, take note. Vaughn played and was man of the match. Cattermole on the bench. Sunderland win. Work that one out....
jonawils
OK; I'm starting to breathe easier now. But Sunderland scoring from set-plays? I didn't even know that was allowed.
MANCHESTER UNITED - CHELSEA 3-1 (3-0)
AndyMitten
Cracking match. Again. Jones enviously eyeing Torres' blond highlights. Just described them as "reet fashionable". To Anderson.
dartfordgooner
Chelsea fans haven't known a hammering like this since they were Fulham fans.
i_am_smg
i just say....if it had been van nistelrooy ...#manutd wud ve probably have 7 today
stephenackroyd
Arsene is on the phone to Torres now: asking if he can teach his back four to miss the goal like that.
ManUnitedTalk
What's the difference between Fernando Torres and Wayne Bridge? John Terry appreciates Wayne Bridge's missus.
churchofsoccer
Torres should talk to Rooney's hair-transplant guy. I know, I know. But he's gotta try *something* different.
Snikoggs
Wenger has announced he wants to buy Torres. When asked why he said, "If I play him at centre back, at least we won't score any own goals"
Before the match Blackburn fans protested and wanted Steve Kean to leave. Even the Arsenal fans sang he should get the sack. But in the end it was Arsene Wenger the one to be "keaned". Many of you have wanted the Frenchman's a(A)rse to be kicked at.
The reasons are obvious. Arsenal (aiming at the champions league places... oh, well) went down at Ewood Park against Blackburn (a club that is in reality closer to championship quality than Kean's outrageous remarks about going towards the top of the table). And, yes, this time even Arsene admitted the start of the season was simply terrible for his flock of "Star-trek-characters-look-a-likes".
Manchester United have completely different kind of start. They are invincible! Even Chelsea couldn't do nothing to change this. Valderrama in Utd shirt scored again (and badly missed a penalty), Nani scored a beauty (only Luka Modric's goal could match it)... On the other hand Goalless Torres put himself on the scoring list BUT missed a sitter later in the game. Maybe, just maybe, he should do something with his hair (great tweet about it!). Oh, yes, and Man City pissed away their lead...
Also in this edition: man-love, organ-transplant, George Orwell, Maradona, the worst team, the end of the world, killing each other and more.
Now it's time to explain (again), what this blog is all about. As I wrote the last four times: You won't find any detailed experts' analysis here. You won't find complete scoresheets either. But you'll find a good banter, juicy comments about the game, the clubs, the players, the refs, the goals... Maybe you'll find some useful info/opinion for a football chat in your favourite bar...
Namely, football is a global sport, so is English Premierleague. It is followed by a huge number of a-round-ball-loving enthusiasts, journos, players and managers themselves... I hear football is also more and more popular in the US of soccer... :)
And for all those reasons it's widely commented on Twitter. It is a very well known "fact" that tweeps possess a lot of football knowledge, common sense, cynicism, humour, love/hate relationships... And, yes, even different kinds of stupidity occur...
So, all the ingredients for the tasty soup of football opinion are there.
This is the "fifth edition". Here are some of the bits, which should shed some (different) light on the 5th round of EPL. I thank all the tweeps for contributing...
BLACKBURN - ARSENAL 4-3 (1-2)
offthepost
"You're getting sacked in the morning" - Are the Arsenal fans still singing to Wenger?!
MirrorFootball
H-T Blackburn 1-2 Arsenal. Random thought: if Venky's did have a managerial vacancy soon, would they FILLET?
astravegaa
Arsenal has Damon from Vampire Diaries in their squad #Arteta
John_Warrington
Is shows just how far backwards Arsenal have gone when @piersmorgan is having premature ejaculations over beating Blackburn. #tosser
Rodney_Dennis
If arsenal end up losing ill cry and put it on youtube
femianthony
Oh yeah!! In comes djourou.... another ugly and wierd looking Arsenal player lol only Jehovah knows where wenger finds these players lol smh
julian_bennetts
Only #arsenal could score 5 and still lose. Another defensive shambles. Have to admire new players learning same mistakes as old so quickly
Alan_Machnik
Arsenal bringing Chamakh on. In response, Chris Samba will wear flip-flops for the remainder of the game.
MissIreenie
...Maybe Arsenal are going for that minimalist look in their trophy cabinet this season
ASTON VILLA - NEWCASTLE UNITED 1-1 (1-0)
harrydecosemo
N'Zogbia was awful, the way it should be #nufc
nancy_spinner
#NUFC: you draw some, and you draw some.
ToonTeg
#nufc 4th #safc 19th hahahahahahaha
andrewishench
Must admit I'm developing a man-crush on Yohan Cabaye, copied his hair and everything #NUFC
BOLTON - NORWICH CITY 1-2 (0-2)
OXONAssassin
Is Klasnic the first player who had an organ transplant to be sent off in premier league history?
Colinho63
#bwfc we've actually been playing with 10 men since first minute when Klasnic didn't turn up.
HopeSoloSwag
How many referees does it take to make the right call? Apparently the answer is more than one #Bolton #Norwich
EVERTON - WIGAN ATHLETIC 3-1 (1-1)
MirrorFootball
GOAL! Everton get a very late third against Wigan - Royston Drenthe with a finish "as cool as the other side of your pillow" - Merse
FunkyBlanco
Drenthe is better than Maradona. :) #tweetlikeafanboy
ayates_89
Wigan are the worst team I've ever seen! They should just stick to rugby league.
SWANSEA CITY - WBA 3-0 (2-0)
EatMoreBacalhau
After five rounds in the PL, who would've predicted Norwich and Swansea do have more points, and a better goal difference, than Arsenal?
ManUtd24
Nobby Solano finds the net for Hartlepool. Yakubu scores two. Even Leroy Lita has a goal to his name. The end of the world is near, folks.
briankettle
#wba 3-0 down. Clearly the fault of the players, owners, fans, reserve team, unreasonable expectations and Rafael Benitez.
davemiles93
I laughed. Cause I didn't want to cry #wba
WOLVERHAMPTON - QPR 0-3 (0-2)
salisu8
heading home, need to cut my hair. congrats QPR
AmiieeLeigh
Absolutely terrible game today! If it was a team like Chelsea who'd made us look that bad then fair enough they're the better team, but QPR?
NapoliBlogger
Barton shouting some George Orwell to the Wolves players there
Marcotti
A minute ago, looked as if Henry + Barton were going to kill each other. Final whistle, smiles and giggles. Love the PL.
TOTTENHAM - LIVERPOOL 4-0 (1-0)
thejamessutton
Match Day. Excited. Carroll starts. Please be sober Andy. For me...
holmsey75
This is brilliant! Can see the refs car having its alloys nicked and set alight.#lfc #thfc
1aurence9owell
So how did your meeting with the chief referee go then king kenny? #lfc #thfc hahahahahahhaahhahahahaha
Dave_Hewitson
Someone really should tell Suarez not to put vaseline on the outside of the soles of his boots . . . #thfc #lfc
marksyx
adebayor, adebayor, city pay half his wages, 'cause we are too poor #thfc
suhail_suzy
Adebayor, Adebayoooor. We used to hate you, we don't anymoore!
MirrorFootball
"Oh Adebayor/Oh Adebayor/His mum washes his kit/And her son's made it four"
JAScammell
'Are you Arsenal in disguise?' #thfc #lfc
jayadevnair9
The Simpsons is on in another channel, but watching Liverpool is funnier. @essafc Brilliant from #thfc.
FULHAM - MANCHESTER CITY 2-2 (0-1)
sidlowe
So, this Aguero bloke... he's quite good, isn't he?
fallingbackward
I am so in love with Fulham right now. Proved that it's about being a team, not an aguero.
Padz86
Fulham draw with City, so the majority of new Chelsea fans will have something to celebrate tonight
sportingintel
BBC website cannot stomach what's happening at Craven Cottage, insisting it's 3-1 to #mcfc, and bizarrely listing five goals, 3 for City
GraceTomlinson1
Glad to know we're still the same old City. No amount of money will change our inexplicable ability to throw away leads. #mcfc #fulham
SUNDERLAND - STOKE CITY 4-0 (3-0)
MackemLindsey
I wonder what the bruce out brigade have to say after that! Saying that with all the empty seats i doubt they were even there! Welldone safc
J3ffCmgs
Bruce, take note. Vaughn played and was man of the match. Cattermole on the bench. Sunderland win. Work that one out....
jonawils
OK; I'm starting to breathe easier now. But Sunderland scoring from set-plays? I didn't even know that was allowed.
MANCHESTER UNITED - CHELSEA 3-1 (3-0)
AndyMitten
Cracking match. Again. Jones enviously eyeing Torres' blond highlights. Just described them as "reet fashionable". To Anderson.
dartfordgooner
Chelsea fans haven't known a hammering like this since they were Fulham fans.
i_am_smg
i just say....if it had been van nistelrooy ...#manutd wud ve probably have 7 today
stephenackroyd
Arsene is on the phone to Torres now: asking if he can teach his back four to miss the goal like that.
ManUnitedTalk
What's the difference between Fernando Torres and Wayne Bridge? John Terry appreciates Wayne Bridge's missus.
churchofsoccer
Torres should talk to Rooney's hair-transplant guy. I know, I know. But he's gotta try *something* different.
Snikoggs
Wenger has announced he wants to buy Torres. When asked why he said, "If I play him at centre back, at least we won't score any own goals"
2011-09-11
FUNNY (?) TWITTER RECAP OF THE 4th ROUND OF ENGLISH PREMIERLEAGUE
This time this is more or less about two strikers. World class strikers that is. Sergio Aguero scored a hattrick for Man City vs Wigan. And there were quite a few Juventini to tweet about that. As one of them put it: every time Aguero scores for City, my heart hurts... No need for further explanation...
But, again, Kun was in Wazza's shadow. Brilliant display by Man United, Chicharito scored two, Wayne Rooney three. Supernatural? Maybe, and even the devil must've interferred... After all, it was 666th away game in which Sir Alex Ferguson has managed ManUtd. Yes, 666 is the number of the beast... And what a beast it is. Soon there will be more devils' fans that there are Roman Catholics...
Also in this blog there are an afroman, a surgeon, goalless Torres, an embarrassing formation, Stella, gold diggers, Nintendo, Carmina Burana, crack, Adebayor and much more.
Now it's time to explain (again), what this blog is all about. As I wrote the last three times: You won't find any detailed experts' analysis here. You won't find complete scoresheets either. But you'll find a good banter, juicy comments about the game, the clubs, the players, the refs, the goals... Maybe you'll find some useful info/opinion for a football chat in your favourite bar...
Namely, football is a global sport, so is English Premierleague. It is followed by a huge number of a-round-ball-loving enthusiasts, journos, players and managers themselves... I hear football is also more and more popular in the US of soccer... :)
And for all those reasons it's widely commented on Twitter. It is a very well known "fact" that tweeps possess a lot of football knowledge, common sense, cynicism, humour, love/hate relationships... And, yes, even different kinds of stupidity occur...
So, all the ingredients for the tasty soup of football opinion are there.
This is the "fourth edition". Here are some of the bits, which should shed some (different) light on the 4th round of EPL. I thank all the tweeps for contributing...
And, please, again, pardon my English... No excuses...
ARSENAL - SWANSEA 1-0 (1-0)
shanevans
Swansea has been playing some good defense so far against Arsenal at the Emirates. of course, as soon as i post this the Gunners will score.
DrZIZOU
Vorm .. I love you dude .. Without you we will be behind the Spuds .. Thanks #Arsenal #afc
KeithTheGooner
#Arsenal FC have never conceded a goal with Per Mertasacker playing for them. #MertzHurtz
Ifeakinola
RT @AfoAfterDark: If she's never seen Arsenal win a trophy, she's too young for you bro
EVERTON - ASTON VILLA 2-2 (1-0)
EuxCorinthians
Love looking at Sky Sports app to see everton have played the famous 4-6-0 formation! So defensive it's embarrassing!
rhilton009
England win. Lancs win. liverpool lose.stella in the fridge. if only everton would have hung on. nearly a perfect day
MANCHESTER CITY - WIGAN 3-0 (1-0)
martynziegler
Sultry afternoon at Man City v WIgan, Tevez starts for 1st time this season, Dzeko on the bench - teach him to score four goals in a match..
azwinandy
Seems like whatever Man City does, Man Utd can do better
LordFIMM
Aguero. Let's wait and see if he settles in, eh? 6 goals in 3 games, not convinced. #eggonface
Willz4real
Wow so many heads supporting Man City now, u lot are worse than Goldiggers
STOKE CITY - LIVERPOOL 1-0 (1-0)
paul_tomkins
LFC also suffer after international breaks. Going to Stoke will be easier for teams when Stoke have just had EL game on Thurs.
GaryCarter_1979
I bet you're still drunk, I bet you're still drunk. Andy Carroll, I bet you're still drunk. Chant of the season so far from Stoke fans.
MirrorFootball
Steven Gerrard pictured in Stoke stand looking v happy. Either he's watching another game or he's just twigged he might get his place back
empireofthekop
Sometimes football can be a cruel sport, Stoke Happens
SUNDERLAND - CHELSEA 1-2 (0-1)
InYourDreams15
Chelsea continue to stay in touch and it looks like AVB has finally found a place in the team for Fernado Torres, on the bench!
jwidnelll
Fernando Torres. The man with more goals in one match against Chelsea, than in 22 matches for them. Bargain.
Jordy_Shore
Sturridge scores for Chelsea. With Drogba to come back and Lukaku now at the club, I think Nando might have to get used to that bench. #CFC
WOLVERHAMPTON - TOTTENHAM 0-2 (0-0)
seriousyoungman
Is Friedel ever going to retire? Don't think he needs to, but honestly, he's ancient and colossal. The Colossus of Tottenham High Road #thfc
jonathanliew
"West Ham's our feeder club," sing the Spurs fans. "They've got your stadium," the Wolves fans reply.
JsMills
Adebayor......Adebayooooor....he used to play Champions League football....but not anymore #arsenal #spurs
BOLTON - MANCHESTER UNITED 0-5 (0-3)
ManUtd_Fact
666: Today's game v Bolton is the 666th away game in which SirAlexFerguson has managed #ManUtd. Devil #BBCFootball
NugiNisa
For news about Rooney & Aguero go to Goal.com. For news about Torres go to Goalless.com
churchofsoccer
Rooney is on pace for 76 goals...and a 6-inch transplant afro.
Sir_Scribbles
Rooney & Chicharito ripping Bolton a new one. Berbatov shud get himself a Nintendo 3DS, d bench can get boring
kragz_
Rooney plugging the goals away like a world class follicle surgeon on the scalp of a bald man.
NORWICH CITY - WBA 0-1 (0-1)
Dejonefc
Well done Norwich fans, singing "You're not fit to referee," to a man who beat cancer. #Pathetic
TomDartTimes
Good to hear Carmina Burana on the PA too. The perfect soundtrack for Norwich v West Brom on a sunny Sunday lunchtime
BiscuitJF Josh Fryer
This aint no Super Sunday, Norwich vs West Brom and Fulham vs Blackburn, should be Ford Average Sunday
FULHAM - BLACKBURN 1-1 (1-1)
doz360
Happy with 1 point, pissed off it wasn't 3.Happy about Rochina, pissed about Hoilett. Happy its a long season, pissed SK is in charge. #brfc
Zonal_Marking
Great goal from Rochina, he's been excellent so far. Formica looks like he knows what to do, but not how to do it.
glen9mullan
Kean "I thought we was excellent today" Is he on crack?
QPR - NEWCASTLE UNITED 0-0
rioferdy5
Taarabt is unlocking the Newcastle defence like he a locksmith with a skeleton key!! Should be 4 up QPR
45_MBalotelli
Shaun Derry is dreadful, he must be paying QPR.
RyanCHutchings
There are pensioners who look younger than 33 year-old Shaun Derry. #QPR
DazWilliams
@nufcfans BREAKING: London braces itself as "Hurricane ToonArmy" makes it's way south. Latest reports say #QPR could be battered very hard
KushalP
After watching that game, I'd have to say that QPR are the new Arsenal: great passing, incredible chances, but no goals.
But, again, Kun was in Wazza's shadow. Brilliant display by Man United, Chicharito scored two, Wayne Rooney three. Supernatural? Maybe, and even the devil must've interferred... After all, it was 666th away game in which Sir Alex Ferguson has managed ManUtd. Yes, 666 is the number of the beast... And what a beast it is. Soon there will be more devils' fans that there are Roman Catholics...
Also in this blog there are an afroman, a surgeon, goalless Torres, an embarrassing formation, Stella, gold diggers, Nintendo, Carmina Burana, crack, Adebayor and much more.
Now it's time to explain (again), what this blog is all about. As I wrote the last three times: You won't find any detailed experts' analysis here. You won't find complete scoresheets either. But you'll find a good banter, juicy comments about the game, the clubs, the players, the refs, the goals... Maybe you'll find some useful info/opinion for a football chat in your favourite bar...
Namely, football is a global sport, so is English Premierleague. It is followed by a huge number of a-round-ball-loving enthusiasts, journos, players and managers themselves... I hear football is also more and more popular in the US of soccer... :)
And for all those reasons it's widely commented on Twitter. It is a very well known "fact" that tweeps possess a lot of football knowledge, common sense, cynicism, humour, love/hate relationships... And, yes, even different kinds of stupidity occur...
So, all the ingredients for the tasty soup of football opinion are there.
This is the "fourth edition". Here are some of the bits, which should shed some (different) light on the 4th round of EPL. I thank all the tweeps for contributing...
And, please, again, pardon my English... No excuses...
ARSENAL - SWANSEA 1-0 (1-0)
shanevans
Swansea has been playing some good defense so far against Arsenal at the Emirates. of course, as soon as i post this the Gunners will score.
DrZIZOU
Vorm .. I love you dude .. Without you we will be behind the Spuds .. Thanks #Arsenal #afc
KeithTheGooner
#Arsenal FC have never conceded a goal with Per Mertasacker playing for them. #MertzHurtz
Ifeakinola
RT @AfoAfterDark: If she's never seen Arsenal win a trophy, she's too young for you bro
EVERTON - ASTON VILLA 2-2 (1-0)
EuxCorinthians
Love looking at Sky Sports app to see everton have played the famous 4-6-0 formation! So defensive it's embarrassing!
rhilton009
England win. Lancs win. liverpool lose.stella in the fridge. if only everton would have hung on. nearly a perfect day
MANCHESTER CITY - WIGAN 3-0 (1-0)
martynziegler
Sultry afternoon at Man City v WIgan, Tevez starts for 1st time this season, Dzeko on the bench - teach him to score four goals in a match..
azwinandy
Seems like whatever Man City does, Man Utd can do better
LordFIMM
Aguero. Let's wait and see if he settles in, eh? 6 goals in 3 games, not convinced. #eggonface
Willz4real
Wow so many heads supporting Man City now, u lot are worse than Goldiggers
STOKE CITY - LIVERPOOL 1-0 (1-0)
paul_tomkins
LFC also suffer after international breaks. Going to Stoke will be easier for teams when Stoke have just had EL game on Thurs.
GaryCarter_1979
I bet you're still drunk, I bet you're still drunk. Andy Carroll, I bet you're still drunk. Chant of the season so far from Stoke fans.
MirrorFootball
Steven Gerrard pictured in Stoke stand looking v happy. Either he's watching another game or he's just twigged he might get his place back
empireofthekop
Sometimes football can be a cruel sport, Stoke Happens
SUNDERLAND - CHELSEA 1-2 (0-1)
InYourDreams15
Chelsea continue to stay in touch and it looks like AVB has finally found a place in the team for Fernado Torres, on the bench!
jwidnelll
Fernando Torres. The man with more goals in one match against Chelsea, than in 22 matches for them. Bargain.
Jordy_Shore
Sturridge scores for Chelsea. With Drogba to come back and Lukaku now at the club, I think Nando might have to get used to that bench. #CFC
WOLVERHAMPTON - TOTTENHAM 0-2 (0-0)
seriousyoungman
Is Friedel ever going to retire? Don't think he needs to, but honestly, he's ancient and colossal. The Colossus of Tottenham High Road #thfc
jonathanliew
"West Ham's our feeder club," sing the Spurs fans. "They've got your stadium," the Wolves fans reply.
JsMills
Adebayor......Adebayooooor....he used to play Champions League football....but not anymore #arsenal #spurs
BOLTON - MANCHESTER UNITED 0-5 (0-3)
ManUtd_Fact
666: Today's game v Bolton is the 666th away game in which SirAlexFerguson has managed #ManUtd. Devil #BBCFootball
NugiNisa
For news about Rooney & Aguero go to Goal.com. For news about Torres go to Goalless.com
churchofsoccer
Rooney is on pace for 76 goals...and a 6-inch transplant afro.
Sir_Scribbles
Rooney & Chicharito ripping Bolton a new one. Berbatov shud get himself a Nintendo 3DS, d bench can get boring
kragz_
Rooney plugging the goals away like a world class follicle surgeon on the scalp of a bald man.
NORWICH CITY - WBA 0-1 (0-1)
Dejonefc
Well done Norwich fans, singing "You're not fit to referee," to a man who beat cancer. #Pathetic
TomDartTimes
Good to hear Carmina Burana on the PA too. The perfect soundtrack for Norwich v West Brom on a sunny Sunday lunchtime
BiscuitJF Josh Fryer
This aint no Super Sunday, Norwich vs West Brom and Fulham vs Blackburn, should be Ford Average Sunday
FULHAM - BLACKBURN 1-1 (1-1)
doz360
Happy with 1 point, pissed off it wasn't 3.Happy about Rochina, pissed about Hoilett. Happy its a long season, pissed SK is in charge. #brfc
Zonal_Marking
Great goal from Rochina, he's been excellent so far. Formica looks like he knows what to do, but not how to do it.
glen9mullan
Kean "I thought we was excellent today" Is he on crack?
QPR - NEWCASTLE UNITED 0-0
rioferdy5
Taarabt is unlocking the Newcastle defence like he a locksmith with a skeleton key!! Should be 4 up QPR
45_MBalotelli
Shaun Derry is dreadful, he must be paying QPR.
RyanCHutchings
There are pensioners who look younger than 33 year-old Shaun Derry. #QPR
DazWilliams
@nufcfans BREAKING: London braces itself as "Hurricane ToonArmy" makes it's way south. Latest reports say #QPR could be battered very hard
KushalP
After watching that game, I'd have to say that QPR are the new Arsenal: great passing, incredible chances, but no goals.
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