They say the best artists, writers, poets have been a bit weird. Sick, if you want. I can completely understand that. I'm sick at the moment (some would say all the time, but we don't care about them, do we...), filling myself with all kinds of fruit, tea, drugs (not those drugs). Obviously my body's experiencing a bit of a shock. Used to drinking beer, my brain strangely suggested I should go behind the computer and write dumb stuff!
As we can't fight the organ, which should make us look smarter in other people's eyes (but that is not always the case, is it?), it was time to think about stupid things. As I was torturing my brain alphabetically, it wasn't long before I got the idea. Anagrams.
Oh, what a cool thing to do with a sick body and mind! As I'm a huge football fan, I chose to do some footballers playing in the Premier League. As you can see below, I chose two players of each team (well, if there was an obvious one, I put in the third also).
I added some punctuation marks to, well, emphasize the effect. Honestly, it didn't always work. But there are still couple of anagrams that should put a smile on your face! Or was it just me with my sick mind? Whatever.
You can see a stunning Florent Malouda's DNA, Seamus Coleman is dirty - as is Dimitar Berbatov, Stewart Downing has a weird hobby, Ryan Shawcross is a huge (too huge?) fan of Rory McIlroy. Danny Welbeck knows a Washington secret, Simeon Jackson is rather appalled by Jose Mourinho's sex life.
Leon Britton has a betting advice for LaDainian Tomlinson, Clint Dempsey shows no respect for Bond's M, Peter Odemwingie's winter-transfer experience has left huge consequences, Ronnie Stam gets a halftime instructions, how to stop Marko Marin, and many, many more.
ARSENAL
Abou Diaby - Baby Audio.
Bacary Sagna - Canary ab gas.
ASTON VILLA
Andreas Weimann - Rea was in men-DNA.
Marc Albrighton - Bring Colmar hat.
CHELSEA
Yossi Benayoun - Ben sins, you say...
Florent Malouda - A lot for mule-DNA...
EVERTON
Kevin Mirallas - Nivea kills RAM.
Seamus Coleman - Cum-meal season.
FULHAM
Damien Duff - Dead muffin.
Dimitar Berbatov - A morbid-vibe tart.
LIVERPOOL
Daniel Sturridge - Ill turd greandes.
Stewart Downing - Owning wet darts.
MANCHESTER CITY
David Silva - Vail vids ad.
Gareth Barry - Grab E.T., Harry!
MANCHESTER UNITED
Danny Welbeck - Kenyan blew D.C.
Anders Lindegaard - Dan is radar legend.
NEWCASTLE UNITED
Gabriel Obertan - Boring bee altar.
Shola Ameobi - O, Amish ebola.
NORWICH CITY
Andrew Surman - Damn raw nurse!
Simeon Jackson - Man on Jose - sick!
QPR
Esteban Granero - Tease N.N., Roger!
Fabio - Fobia.
Stephan M'bia - I hate PMS, Bean!
READING
Adam Le Fondre - One rad mad elf.
Ian Harte - Anti-hare!
SOUTHAMPTON
Steven Davis - Ass-event vid.
Rickie Lambert - Tickier Mr. Bale.
STOKE CITY
Wilson Palacios - CIA won a pill. SOS!
Ryan Shawcross - Can Rory show ass?
SUNDERLAND
Wes Brown - Owns brew.
Danny Graham - Ah, mad granny.
Titus Bramble - Berta's bum lit.
SWANSEA
Wayne Routledge - A needy lower gut.
Leon Britton - Bet on noir, L.T.!
TOTTENHAM
Clint Dempsey - Sip decently, M!
Kyle Naughton - Naughty on elk.
WBA
Peter Odemwingie - RT O, I'm peeing weed!
Marc-Antoine Fortune - Matureen' coon fartin'...
WEST HAM
Winston Reid - No twin rides!
Mohamed Diame - Home died, mama...
WIGAN
Franco Di Santo - Foot in narcs ad.
Maynor Figueroa - Oi! Re-fag your man!
Ronnie Stam - Stone Marin!
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2011-08-20
FUNNY (?) TWITTER RECAP OF THE 2nd ROUND OF ENGLISH PREMIERLEAGUE
This time there are some "thoughts" about candles, beer, spells, despair, cavalry, disrespect, soldier, dad, superman, solar energy, Barbados, spanking, Libya ... and bad haircuts. In this department Arsenal is far superior to any club in the EPL. No doubt about that! Some of their players would easily get a role in a Star Trek episode. Without visiting make-up artists.
But firstly, let me explain what this blog is all about. As I wrote the last time: You won't find any detailed experts' analysis here. You won't find complete scoresheets either. But you'll find a good banter, juicy comments about the game, the clubs, the players, the refs, the goals ... Maybe you'll find some useful info/opinion for a football chat in your favourite bar ...
Namely, football is a global sport, so is English Premierleague. It is followed by a huge number of a-round-ball-loving enthusiasts, journos, players and managers themselves ... I hear football is also more and more popular in the US of soccer ... :)
And for all those reasons it's widely commented on Twitter. It is a very well known "fact" that tweeps possess a lot of football knowledge, common sense, cynicism, humour, love/hate relationships ... And, yes, even different kinds of stupidity occur ...
So, all the ingredients for the tasty soup of football opinion are there.
This is the "second edition". Here are some of the bits, which should shed some (different) light on the 2nd round of EPL. I thank all the tweeps for contributing ...
And, please, again, pardon my English ... I didn't have any lessons during the week ...
SUNDERLAND - NEWCASTLE UTD 0-1 (0-0)
jonawils
It's one win in 30 years for Sunderland at home to Newcastle now.
jimspc
Sunderland is down to 10 man. I told you Joey Barton FC can put a spell to ref to give red cards
lewisainslie
Sunderland are a disappointment. Oh well, time to get drunk.
ARSENAL - LIVERPOOL 0-2 (0-1)
MirrorFootball
Arsenal bring on Ignasi Miquel. Andy Carroll briefly excited as he mishears and thinks he's up against his favourite bottled Spanish lager
MirrorFootball
Great long-range effort from Frimpong. Perhaps that haircut is actually an aiming device?
TonyEvansTimes
One bad haircut off, one on. Still all even at Emirates
marcetuc
There was a young man called Frimpong, who's haircut went very wrong. He tackled too hard, got a red card....(fill in gap)!
piersmorgan
Oh great, here comes the cavalry: Bendtner. Light the candles.
MirrorFootball
Nice of the Arsenal players to take heat off Samir Nasri by ensuring they ALL get disrespected by the fans at the final whistle
ASTON VILLA - BLACKBURN 3-1 (2-0)
LordWilsonVILLA
Aston Villa 3 - 1 Blackburn FT- "We're on top of the world Ma"
rowner86
@Reidy_Update I don't understand. Blackburn lose again but they've got Super Steve Kean in charge. It just doesn't make sense.
homeless_turtle
How does it feel for blackburn, having played twice, being below spurs, who haven't yet played? #BBCFootball
EVERTON - QPR 0-1 (0-1)
chriswvtr
Can we finish the season now please, Liverpool champions, Everton relegated?
jessjcl
Are Everton just programmed to have terrible starts to the season?
abbiesykes_TW
Dad shouting cos everton lost, me: are they out of the league, dad: no its the start of the new season, me: huh?
robinja01
@jbaxter37 Six midfielders and no forwards with 30 mins to go and a goal down at home to QPR? WOW indeed.
SWANSEA - WIGAN 0-0
Spikey_Mikey_23
Still, we're off the mark. 3 points against sunderland please next saturday. Oh, and well done to the wigan fan who made the trip. Soldier!
CHELSEA - WBA 2-1 (0-1)
Johan_88
Do Chelsea have a new manager? It looks like the same system, same players and same mundane viewing. #cfc
Delano_718
See why I Would always support Chelsea FC on Chelsea's electronic billboard, Barbados was being advertised.. during WBA game :)
swilletts
#WBA this week and last, and 2 the fans who are saying "I'm proud of the performance" what's to be proud of? we lost points off our own back
DeanAJMaiden
While #WBA away kit seems to copy Bayern Munich, Bayern's new home kit is an ode to Stoke city!
NORWICH CITY - STOKE CITY 1-1 (1-0)
liverpooldeep
Brilliant. At Norwich match the stadium announcer said "5 minutes remaining" and the entire crowd replied "5??" ala Monty Python style.
Scottywashere
Kenwyne Jones just pissed Canary yellow all over The Canaries... Poor Norwich. #EPL
malvernzodiac
Norwich City 1, Stoke 1 .... eerrrr, can somebody check the accent of the referee?
WOLVERHAMPTON - FULHAM 2-0 (2-0)
MRiemen
Whats with the empty stand behind Schwartzer at Molineux? Bags on seats? Is that the traveling Fulham support?
RealMattyboy
Well bloody fulham let me down, 3 out of 4 correct for second week running. Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something.
OptaJoe
1 - Wolves are in first place in the top-flight for the first time since August 28 1973, after which they lost 5 successive games. History.
BOLTON - MANCHESTER CITY 2-3 (1-2)
sidlowe
Bolton fans booing Aguero are probably just making him feel at home. Sounds like the 'Kuuuuuuun' that used to ring round the Calderón.
MirrorFootball
Is this City kit just a ruse to convince Balotelli he already plays for AC Milan?
henrywinter
Do not adjust your sets.. It's true....Aguero has just missed a sitter
abeautifulnoise
Definition of optimism is the Solar Energy Company (#HanwhaSolar) that's advertising pitchside at the Bolton/ManCity game. It's Manchester!!
MANCHESTER UTD - TOTTENHAM 3-0 (0-0)
MirrorFootball
For those watching in HD, Harry Redknapp does NOT have a shredded wheat on his head
StuffMickSays
Enjoying the #mufc v #thfc game - real end-to-end stuff. There are more attacks here than on Gadaffi's compound.
RuKotecha
Giggs doesn't matter you've shagged everyone! We still love you!!! #MUFC :)
ameypv
I'm saying it again.Rooney after that hair transplant has gone all Curious Case of Benjamin Button.He's 18 again :D #MUFC
FachtnaK
Modric has been invisible for Spurs tonight. #mufc #thfc
adamwasere
Now u've had ur Manchester spanking please return to the capital and tell the Arsenal how it feels in prep for the weekend. Cheers. #MUFC
But firstly, let me explain what this blog is all about. As I wrote the last time: You won't find any detailed experts' analysis here. You won't find complete scoresheets either. But you'll find a good banter, juicy comments about the game, the clubs, the players, the refs, the goals ... Maybe you'll find some useful info/opinion for a football chat in your favourite bar ...
Namely, football is a global sport, so is English Premierleague. It is followed by a huge number of a-round-ball-loving enthusiasts, journos, players and managers themselves ... I hear football is also more and more popular in the US of soccer ... :)
And for all those reasons it's widely commented on Twitter. It is a very well known "fact" that tweeps possess a lot of football knowledge, common sense, cynicism, humour, love/hate relationships ... And, yes, even different kinds of stupidity occur ...
So, all the ingredients for the tasty soup of football opinion are there.
This is the "second edition". Here are some of the bits, which should shed some (different) light on the 2nd round of EPL. I thank all the tweeps for contributing ...
And, please, again, pardon my English ... I didn't have any lessons during the week ...
SUNDERLAND - NEWCASTLE UTD 0-1 (0-0)
jonawils
It's one win in 30 years for Sunderland at home to Newcastle now.
jimspc
Sunderland is down to 10 man. I told you Joey Barton FC can put a spell to ref to give red cards
lewisainslie
Sunderland are a disappointment. Oh well, time to get drunk.
ARSENAL - LIVERPOOL 0-2 (0-1)
MirrorFootball
Arsenal bring on Ignasi Miquel. Andy Carroll briefly excited as he mishears and thinks he's up against his favourite bottled Spanish lager
MirrorFootball
Great long-range effort from Frimpong. Perhaps that haircut is actually an aiming device?
TonyEvansTimes
One bad haircut off, one on. Still all even at Emirates
marcetuc
There was a young man called Frimpong, who's haircut went very wrong. He tackled too hard, got a red card....(fill in gap)!
piersmorgan
Oh great, here comes the cavalry: Bendtner. Light the candles.
MirrorFootball
Nice of the Arsenal players to take heat off Samir Nasri by ensuring they ALL get disrespected by the fans at the final whistle
ASTON VILLA - BLACKBURN 3-1 (2-0)
LordWilsonVILLA
Aston Villa 3 - 1 Blackburn FT- "We're on top of the world Ma"
rowner86
@Reidy_Update I don't understand. Blackburn lose again but they've got Super Steve Kean in charge. It just doesn't make sense.
homeless_turtle
How does it feel for blackburn, having played twice, being below spurs, who haven't yet played? #BBCFootball
EVERTON - QPR 0-1 (0-1)
chriswvtr
Can we finish the season now please, Liverpool champions, Everton relegated?
jessjcl
Are Everton just programmed to have terrible starts to the season?
abbiesykes_TW
Dad shouting cos everton lost, me: are they out of the league, dad: no its the start of the new season, me: huh?
robinja01
@jbaxter37 Six midfielders and no forwards with 30 mins to go and a goal down at home to QPR? WOW indeed.
SWANSEA - WIGAN 0-0
Spikey_Mikey_23
Still, we're off the mark. 3 points against sunderland please next saturday. Oh, and well done to the wigan fan who made the trip. Soldier!
CHELSEA - WBA 2-1 (0-1)
Johan_88
Do Chelsea have a new manager? It looks like the same system, same players and same mundane viewing. #cfc
Delano_718
See why I Would always support Chelsea FC on Chelsea's electronic billboard, Barbados was being advertised.. during WBA game :)
swilletts
#WBA this week and last, and 2 the fans who are saying "I'm proud of the performance" what's to be proud of? we lost points off our own back
DeanAJMaiden
While #WBA away kit seems to copy Bayern Munich, Bayern's new home kit is an ode to Stoke city!
NORWICH CITY - STOKE CITY 1-1 (1-0)
liverpooldeep
Brilliant. At Norwich match the stadium announcer said "5 minutes remaining" and the entire crowd replied "5??" ala Monty Python style.
Scottywashere
Kenwyne Jones just pissed Canary yellow all over The Canaries... Poor Norwich. #EPL
malvernzodiac
Norwich City 1, Stoke 1 .... eerrrr, can somebody check the accent of the referee?
WOLVERHAMPTON - FULHAM 2-0 (2-0)
MRiemen
Whats with the empty stand behind Schwartzer at Molineux? Bags on seats? Is that the traveling Fulham support?
RealMattyboy
Well bloody fulham let me down, 3 out of 4 correct for second week running. Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something.
OptaJoe
1 - Wolves are in first place in the top-flight for the first time since August 28 1973, after which they lost 5 successive games. History.
BOLTON - MANCHESTER CITY 2-3 (1-2)
sidlowe
Bolton fans booing Aguero are probably just making him feel at home. Sounds like the 'Kuuuuuuun' that used to ring round the Calderón.
MirrorFootball
Is this City kit just a ruse to convince Balotelli he already plays for AC Milan?
henrywinter
Do not adjust your sets.. It's true....Aguero has just missed a sitter
abeautifulnoise
Definition of optimism is the Solar Energy Company (#HanwhaSolar) that's advertising pitchside at the Bolton/ManCity game. It's Manchester!!
MANCHESTER UTD - TOTTENHAM 3-0 (0-0)
MirrorFootball
For those watching in HD, Harry Redknapp does NOT have a shredded wheat on his head
StuffMickSays
Enjoying the #mufc v #thfc game - real end-to-end stuff. There are more attacks here than on Gadaffi's compound.
RuKotecha
Giggs doesn't matter you've shagged everyone! We still love you!!! #MUFC :)
ameypv
I'm saying it again.Rooney after that hair transplant has gone all Curious Case of Benjamin Button.He's 18 again :D #MUFC
FachtnaK
Modric has been invisible for Spurs tonight. #mufc #thfc
adamwasere
Now u've had ur Manchester spanking please return to the capital and tell the Arsenal how it feels in prep for the weekend. Cheers. #MUFC
2011-08-13
FUNNY (?) TWITTER RECAP OF THE 1st ROUND OF ENGLISH PREMIERLEAGUE
You won't find any detailed experts' analysis here. You won't find complete scoresheets either. But you'll find a good banter, juicy comments about the game, the clubs, the players, the refs, the goals ... Maybe you'll find some useful info/opinion for a football chat in your favourite bar ...
Namely, football is a global sport, so is English Premierleague. It is followed by a huge number of a-round-ball-loving enthusiasts, journos, players and managers themselves ... I hear football is also more and more popular in the US of soccer ... :)
And for all those reasons it's widely commented on Twitter. It is a very well known "fact" that tweeps possess a lot of football knowledge, common sense, cynicism, humour, love/hate relationships ... And, yes, even different kinds of stupidity occur ...
So, all the ingredients for the tasty soup of football opinion are there.
This is the "first edition". Here are some of the bits, which should shed some (different) light on the 1st round of EPL. I thank all the tweeps for contributing ...
And, please, pardon my English ... It's been a while ...
LIVERPOOL – SUNDERLAND 1-1 (1-0)
bglendenning
Judging by way everyone was blowing smoke up Liverpool's nether regions at HT, I presume they went on to win by a landslide? Oh.
ColinUdoh
Sunderland's back four today was Brown, Brown, Brown and Brown
BLACKBURN – WOLVERHAMPTON 1-2 (1-1)
michaelclucas11
Watching blackburn just makes me angry
dsmitheconomics
So many surprising things have happened recently but few more than Wolves beginning the new season with a 2-1 away win. 2nd in the table.
FULHAM – ASTON VILLA 0-0
KristianJack
Its been all Fulham since the restart. Given already worth his weight in gold. Two big saves.
Russ_Goldman
My wife came in and saw the score of the Fulham match and said that must have been boring. I told her absolutely not. Very entertaining.
QPR – BOLTON 0-4 (0-1)
BWFCForum
QPR ticket prices aren't that bad if you think of them as £12.50 a goal. #bwfc #qpr
MirrorFootball
GOAL! You know you're in trouble when Fabrice Muamba scores... QPR 0-4 Bolton
WIGAN – NORWICH CITY 1-1 (1-1)
KristianJack
70 mins in and #Wigan and #Norwich have combined for 26 attempts on goal in what has been another great advert for the #epl. Still 1-1.
Chris_Cohen
Paul Merson - Norwich with lots of possession, but they don't look like scoring at all...... GOAL! Norwich equalise! #genius
NEWCASTLE UNITED – ARSENAL 0-0
alokistwitting
#Gervinho certainly looks a player to win lots of trophies for #AFC. #fairplay being one of them.
AnnieEaves
Gervinho has now seen a replay and is shaking his head at the decision. Weather forecast in Newcastle changes to 'Windy'.
STOKE CITY - CHELSEA 0:0
MirrorFootball
For those asking, attractive lady on #cfc bench now is their reserve physio. Attractive lady on the #cfc bench later will be Torres
TheGhost84
Torres improved form linked to return to old hairstyle? Like Samson - no wonder Stoke fans singing for Delilah!
amycfc90
Stoke's man of the match: Mark Halsey. Closely followed by Stoke's bus.
WBA - MANCHESTER UNITED 1-2 (1-1)
UtdIndonesia
'91 Somebody should wear speedo. Yellow for WBA player for diving.
henrywinter
Do not adjust your television sets....Danny Welbeck's boots really are that fluorescent. #mufc
AverageCynic
lovely goal from Carlos Valderrama... oh no my mistake its Wayne Rooney. #hair
DeeperMadness
I'm not too good with Spanish names; do you pronounce "De Gea" like "Barthez"?
MANCHESTER CITY - SWANSEA CITY 4-0 (0-0)
Lord_Sugar
£270m v £9m still only 11 men per team new Man City player warming up don't know his name for now I will call him Costafortune
SAINTVOLDEMORT I love how the Man City fans are going this is our year" NO. it was one game against Swansea.
prodnose
Dynamite debut Aguero. Up till then City were average and, be fair, beating Swansea is like kicking away a blind man's stick. See ya Tevez!
TOTTENHAM - EVERTON 2-0 (1-0)
K_Doyle1985
“@johncrossmirror: Sandro sneakily pouring water over Pavlyuchenko's head on the subs' bench. That's my sort of humour. #thfc” now injured
krisverri
Landon Donovan should go see Wayne Rooney's hair guy. #THFC #MUFC #EFC
dilski
@BenPearceSpurs The stream i'm watching just did a feature on Ginola... just imagine him, in his prime, in this side? Ooh la la... #thfc
nicbuchel
Watching #mcfc v. #lfc & #thfc v. #efc. The "Cosmo Kramer" look is really working for Adebayor.
chrishenry81
One of my favourite tweets I've ever read was "Gareth Bale looks like he cheated at Jumanji!" #efc #thfc
liam_twomey
Assou-Ekotto just unleashed what's known in the industry as a 'Di Santo special' - spectacular but significantly deflected #thfc
Namely, football is a global sport, so is English Premierleague. It is followed by a huge number of a-round-ball-loving enthusiasts, journos, players and managers themselves ... I hear football is also more and more popular in the US of soccer ... :)
And for all those reasons it's widely commented on Twitter. It is a very well known "fact" that tweeps possess a lot of football knowledge, common sense, cynicism, humour, love/hate relationships ... And, yes, even different kinds of stupidity occur ...
So, all the ingredients for the tasty soup of football opinion are there.
This is the "first edition". Here are some of the bits, which should shed some (different) light on the 1st round of EPL. I thank all the tweeps for contributing ...
And, please, pardon my English ... It's been a while ...
LIVERPOOL – SUNDERLAND 1-1 (1-0)
bglendenning
Judging by way everyone was blowing smoke up Liverpool's nether regions at HT, I presume they went on to win by a landslide? Oh.
ColinUdoh
Sunderland's back four today was Brown, Brown, Brown and Brown
BLACKBURN – WOLVERHAMPTON 1-2 (1-1)
michaelclucas11
Watching blackburn just makes me angry
dsmitheconomics
So many surprising things have happened recently but few more than Wolves beginning the new season with a 2-1 away win. 2nd in the table.
FULHAM – ASTON VILLA 0-0
KristianJack
Its been all Fulham since the restart. Given already worth his weight in gold. Two big saves.
Russ_Goldman
My wife came in and saw the score of the Fulham match and said that must have been boring. I told her absolutely not. Very entertaining.
QPR – BOLTON 0-4 (0-1)
BWFCForum
QPR ticket prices aren't that bad if you think of them as £12.50 a goal. #bwfc #qpr
MirrorFootball
GOAL! You know you're in trouble when Fabrice Muamba scores... QPR 0-4 Bolton
WIGAN – NORWICH CITY 1-1 (1-1)
KristianJack
70 mins in and #Wigan and #Norwich have combined for 26 attempts on goal in what has been another great advert for the #epl. Still 1-1.
Chris_Cohen
Paul Merson - Norwich with lots of possession, but they don't look like scoring at all...... GOAL! Norwich equalise! #genius
NEWCASTLE UNITED – ARSENAL 0-0
alokistwitting
#Gervinho certainly looks a player to win lots of trophies for #AFC. #fairplay being one of them.
AnnieEaves
Gervinho has now seen a replay and is shaking his head at the decision. Weather forecast in Newcastle changes to 'Windy'.
STOKE CITY - CHELSEA 0:0
MirrorFootball
For those asking, attractive lady on #cfc bench now is their reserve physio. Attractive lady on the #cfc bench later will be Torres
TheGhost84
Torres improved form linked to return to old hairstyle? Like Samson - no wonder Stoke fans singing for Delilah!
amycfc90
Stoke's man of the match: Mark Halsey. Closely followed by Stoke's bus.
WBA - MANCHESTER UNITED 1-2 (1-1)
UtdIndonesia
'91 Somebody should wear speedo. Yellow for WBA player for diving.
henrywinter
Do not adjust your television sets....Danny Welbeck's boots really are that fluorescent. #mufc
AverageCynic
lovely goal from Carlos Valderrama... oh no my mistake its Wayne Rooney. #hair
DeeperMadness
I'm not too good with Spanish names; do you pronounce "De Gea" like "Barthez"?
MANCHESTER CITY - SWANSEA CITY 4-0 (0-0)
Lord_Sugar
£270m v £9m still only 11 men per team new Man City player warming up don't know his name for now I will call him Costafortune
SAINTVOLDEMORT I love how the Man City fans are going this is our year" NO. it was one game against Swansea.
prodnose
Dynamite debut Aguero. Up till then City were average and, be fair, beating Swansea is like kicking away a blind man's stick. See ya Tevez!
TOTTENHAM - EVERTON 2-0 (1-0)
K_Doyle1985
“@johncrossmirror: Sandro sneakily pouring water over Pavlyuchenko's head on the subs' bench. That's my sort of humour. #thfc” now injured
krisverri
Landon Donovan should go see Wayne Rooney's hair guy. #THFC #MUFC #EFC
dilski
@BenPearceSpurs The stream i'm watching just did a feature on Ginola... just imagine him, in his prime, in this side? Ooh la la... #thfc
nicbuchel
Watching #mcfc v. #lfc & #thfc v. #efc. The "Cosmo Kramer" look is really working for Adebayor.
chrishenry81
One of my favourite tweets I've ever read was "Gareth Bale looks like he cheated at Jumanji!" #efc #thfc
liam_twomey
Assou-Ekotto just unleashed what's known in the industry as a 'Di Santo special' - spectacular but significantly deflected #thfc
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