And another round of the English finest is completed. And another shocking news has been spread around the globe. Who would've thought that some swans, who like to call themselves Swanselona, were capable to bend the Blue Moon over and spank it properly!
Spanking may be likeable, enjoyable sexual practice, but - even if it resembles (table) tennis - in football it's not really wanted. Usually the third party's having the most fun. This time it was Manchester United that laughed their asses (well, we're talking about spanking, don't we?) off. And it's quite understandable... They're back at the top of the league. Due to a brace by hair-plugs. Which impressed, the hair-plugs that is, even no-fear-of-going-bald Cesc.
In other 28th round matches Tottenham downfall is caused by lasagna, a lot of rubbish were on the pitch in Bolton, Danny de Vito and Arnold Schwarzenegger somehow find the way to the Fulham attack, Liverpool are ashamed by a great Dane, KD Lang shows up in the Arse's midfield, and more..
Now it's time to explain (again), what this blog is all about. As I wrote the last few times: You won't find any detailed experts' analysis here. You won't find complete scoresheets either. But you'll find a good banter, juicy comments about the game, the clubs, the players, the refs, the goals... Maybe you'll find some useful info/opinion for a football chat in your favourite bar...
Namely, football is a global sport, so is the English Premierleague. It is followed by a huge number of a-round-ball-loving enthusiasts, journos, players and managers themselves... I hear football is also more and more popular in the US of soccer... :)
And for all those reasons it's widely commented on Twitter. It is a very well known "fact" that tweeps possess a lot of football knowledge, common sense, cynicism, humour, love/hate relationships... And, yes, even different kinds of stupidity occur...
So, all the ingredients for the tasty soup of football opinion are there.
This is the "28th edition". Here are some of the bits, which should shed some (different) light on the 28th round of EPL. I thank all the tweeps for contributing...
BOLTON - QUEENS PARK RANGERS 2-1 (1-0)
@TCofLondon
Why don't women understand that it might only be Bolton & QPR that are playing, but it's still Football so it has to be watched?
@YorkEagle
Dear Mr @SeppBlatter could you please view the Bolton V Qpr game and tell me that there is No need for Goal Line Technology!
@McKendryPaul
Feel for the Bolton keeper. Ginger hair and a bright pink top, looks horrendous!
@ReneeConti
If I hear one Bolton fan complaining because the goal was offside, I'll hunt you down, kidnap you and make you get a season ticket at Wigan
@davidsedgwickNE
How much rubbish is on the pitch in the Bolton-QPR game?! And then there's all the plastic bags and bits of paper.
ASTON VILLA - FULHAM 1-0 (0-0)
@Minarzouki
Fulham's Johnson and Pogrebnyak remind me of Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie 'Twins'
@MirrorFootball
Fulham fans either chanting for a sixth goal, or they're hoping for some bedroom action when they get home
@DaleConnolly231
What is the point of bringing Weimann on at this time
@sportbbcwm
Andreas Weimann scores his first Premier League goal to seal a late victory for Aston Villa against Fulham. bbc.in/yV6GPj
CHELSEA - STOKE CITY 1-0 (0-0)
@StupidFootball
Chelsea manager Roberto Di Matteo says he is pleased to have made it through almost a week without being sacked by Roman Abramovich.
@ChelseaChadder
Didier Drogba has become the first African to score 100 Premier League goals. #Chelsea #cfc
SUNDERLAND - LIVERPOOL 1-0 (0-0)
@MirrorFootball
Kenny Dalglish has sent Andy Carroll to warm up. Probably figures if Bendtner can score, than anyone can
@MattPutland
It's 1 thing for the scousers to lose to a goal by a beach ball but surely losing to a goal by Bendtner yesterday is even more embarrassing
WOLVERHAMPTON - BLACKBURN 0-2 (0-1)
@OptaJoe
8 - Blackburn Rovers have scored first in all eight of their Premier League meetings against Wolves. Expected.
@OptaJoe
1 - Blackburn Rovers kept their first Premier League clean sheet in 31 games & first since 30/04/11 in the competition. Welcome.
@Yakubu_24
So Keans mighty Rovers have won 3 league games in 2012, 2 more than "King" Kenny and Andy 'the horse' Carrolls Liverpool. Kean for England?
EVERTON - TOTTENHAM 1-0 (1-0)
@AdamLeventhal
Since the England job became available. #THFC have lost 3 out of 4 in the league.
@timpayton
Is the Tottenham Chef now serving Lasagne for EVERY pre-match meal? Or is it that Spurs just don't have the stomach for pressure? Love it
MANCHESTER UNITED - WEST BROMWICH ALBION 2-0 (1-0)
@3eighty1
So i swore of alcohol for a week when i was nursing my hangover in the morning. But, I think this goal deserves a drink 8-) #mufc
@kevdig00
Ashley Young is having a blinder again today, and he cost £4m less than Downing who can't even spell blinder #mufc
@iaManUtd
0 - Manchester United haven't lost a home league game they've been leading at Half-Time since 1989. Relentless. #MUFC
@ALs_LFC_YNWA
Ryan Giggs has played 900 matches for Manchester United. Shockingly, he has never kissed the #mufc badge... To busy kissing his Sister inlaw
@SurrealFootball
I can't imagine a player who's ever had a scoring record like Rooney's this season whilst playing so badly.
SWANSEA - MANCHESTER CITY 1-0 (0-0)
@iainmacintosh
Huge credit to Swansea. Spanked 0-4 by City back in August, they've grown a lot since then. The spankee has become the spanker.
@atliottesen11
there only one United ! And there is only one city Swansea city it is
NORWICH CITY - WIGAN 1-1 (1-0)
@MirrorFootball
Wigan defence so full of holes their nickname should be... *drum roll*... the LATTICE! instantrimshot.com
@nicolajs91
Cant believe I'm going to say this but I actually enjoyed watching the football, might start supporting Wigan Athletic!
ARSENAL - NEWCASTLE UNITED 2-1 (1-1)
@Pete_Collins
Coloccini, with you hair like Aslan's mane. I'd let you "witch" my wife's "wardrobe". #NUFC
@mswinburn
So that's what KD Lang is up to now. Didn't realise she'd changed her name to Rosicky and plays for Arsenal. That's versitile #afc #nufc
@dgjones
Interestingly, seconds after writing a snarky tweet about walcott, I got a massive electric shock from the mains. God supports #afc
@JRP_Penguin
Great new line by Martin Keown - the game has been like 'chess on wheels'. Fantastic. #afc #nufc
@leevickers85
Yyyyyyyeeeeessssss I just smashed a plate and ejaculated at the same time #AFC
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