2011-10-30

FUNNY (?) TWITTER RECAP OF THE 10th ROUND OF ENGLISH PREMIERLEAGUE

Last week it was Manchester. This weekend it was London's turn. Tottenham beat QPR, but it was the other match that stood out. Chelsea welcomed Arsenal at the Stamford Bridge believing they are surely good enough for beating Wenger's "quasi-kindergarten". Well, were they? Ehm, no, they weren't.

After the first 45 minutes it seemed they could win after Frank Lampard and John Terry opened Arse's defence and scored. But "Wengaboys" brought a not so secret weapon with them. They soon unleashed RPG, oh sorry, my mistake... I mean RVP.

The Dutch goal-machine didn't disappoint and scored "la tripleta", as Italians beautifully refer to "hat-trick". His latter goals came in the final five minutes, hurting Chelsea even more.

Well, they deserved it. Chelsea's defence was rubbish (as was Arsenal's), but the most "ha-ha" got a "not-racist" who obviously knows how to slip in key moments... Remember CL finals?

What else happened? Little pea saved United's ass (Jonny Evans was in the starting lineup... Really!!), even Fergie's agent couldn't stop ManCity, Steve Kean blew a two-goal lead, Darren Bent pissed Sunderland's and Villa's fans off, Andy Carroll mounted Olsson from behind and much more.

Now it's time to explain (again), what this blog is all about. As I wrote the last few times: You won't find any detailed experts' analysis here. You won't find complete scoresheets either. But you'll find a good banter, juicy comments about the game, the clubs, the players, the refs, the goals... Maybe you'll find some useful info/opinion for a football chat in your favourite bar...

Namely, football is a global sport, so is English Premierleague. It is followed by a huge number of a-round-ball-loving enthusiasts, journos, players and managers themselves... I hear football is also more and more popular in the US of soccer... :)

And for all those reasons it's widely commented on Twitter. It is a very well known "fact" that tweeps possess a lot of football knowledge, common sense, cynicism, humour, love/hate relationships... And, yes, even different kinds of stupidity occur...

So, all the ingredients for the tasty soup of football opinion are there.

This is the "10th edition". Here are some of the bits, which should shed some (different) light on the 10th round of EPL. I thank all the tweeps for contributing...

EVERTON - MANCHESTER UNITED 0-1 (0-1)
MirrorFootball
Jonny Evans starts for United. And they say Fergie has no sense of humour
jayadevnair9
MoM for the #MUFC match was Berbatov. It was his awesomeness that prevented Everton from scoring.
EllBretland
I've been lucky enough to see the likes of Henry, Bergkamp, Zola etc. live but @WayneRooney is by far the best player I've ever seen. #mufc
forevruntd
When #SAF took charge at #United 19 out of the 32 players who have made first team appearance this season were not born. #GodFather #mufc
DoronSalomon
When I find myself in times of trouble, Chicharito scores for me, Javier Hernandez, little pea

CHELSEA - ARSENAL 3-5 (2-1)
RorySmith_Indy
Excellent banner at Stamford Bridge. "JT," it reads, "IS NOT RACIST". That's that sorted, then. Stand down. #cfc 1-0 #afc
Vanja_MUFC c
Last week I received a lot of tweets from CFC fans. So quiet now,why? Oh wait! #CH3L5EA
TheChelsOrg
That's it from me for a while - this will take alcohol to get over, see you on the other side. #Chelsea #CFC
makeballet
“@DavidRolls25: AVB is trying to make great omelettes with bad eggs. #cfc #chelsea” Agree. Ring the changes, Roman. Better spend well.
markryan7
Torres was absolutely w**k today. More threat in Peppa Pig. #cfc
CBurke88
On that note, Umbro please develop a JT antislip traction soleplate. #CFC
JideAboderin
Dear God, Bless RVP with extra steel in his legs/ankles, return V5 to top form and inject some creativity into Artetas game. Amen.
timpayton
Message for Stan. Head to dressing rooms. Congratulate your team. Then stop at Robin, bow down and give him whatever contract he needs. #rvp

MANCHESTER CITY - WOLVERHAMPTON 3-1 (0-0)
EdgardV
Looks like Henessey has been enjoying too much Henessey before the match. Go City! @MCFC
DomFarrell1986
I believe that's the first time Aleks Kolarov has ever scored without kicking it REALLY hard. Disappointing #MCFC
EAM_STEAK
Finally have a chance to watch MCFC today and no "Super Mario" or Tevez and Dzeko gets taken off just after half. Bummer. Back to cleaning.
Arjunation
The man with firework showcase ability is in, Balotelli. Hoping for a cracker. #mcfc
hannah__MCFC
Mick McCarthy looks like the love child of Doc from Back to the Future and Bert from Sesame Street. #MCFC #Wolves
AnneMCity
Phew!! So Fergie's Agent Attwell came, he tried but we conquered. Come on City!!!! #mcfc

NORWICH CITY - BLACKBURN 3-3 (0-1)
bottle_bohemia
After singing the 'Norfolk Cafu' song towards Russell Martin, the women next to me asks "What's a Cafu?? " #ncfc
richardwoodEDP
Blackburn are truly awful but from 3-1 down we will take that. And our thanks to Steve Keen for taking off Yakubu. Much appreciated #ncfc
channeldelibird
"Sacked in the morning" was the chant to Steve Kean all around the ground after the equaliser. #BRFC did let Norwich back in - overrun.

SUNDERLAND - ASTON VILLA 2-2 (1-1)
1RobertEvans
Darren Bent has pissed me off too! He can't keep missing simple chances! 7 yards out isn't a great save, it's a bad miss!!! #avfc
sportingintel
Most dramatic action of second half so far has been #sfc gk Mignolet going off with smashed bloody nose after accidental heskey elbow #avfc
jessespector
I will try not to get too attached to Connor Wickham, because it will only end in sorrow. But this is the start of something good at SAFC.

SWANSEA - BOLTON 3-1 (0-0)
jdgmedia
Darren Pratley left Swansea, where he was the main man, for Bolton, where he is bit part. Well done son #greed
OptaJoe
30 - Danny Graham is the 30th player in Premier League history to score a goal and an own goal in the same match. Redemption

WIGAN - FULHAM 0-2 (0-1)
MirrorFootball
Dave Whelan has just reacted to another Wigan defeat by singing "if you were the only girl in the world" on R5Live. Surreal
mTobinNUFC
In the Premier League, anyone can beat anyone. Except Wigan, everyone beats Wigan

WEST BROMWICH ALBION - LIVERPOOL 0-2 (0-2)
sportingintel
When Liverpool last won the league, 89-90, the ave top-division basic pay in English football was £41,600. A year j.mp/ruzIqk #lfc
Silverbak666666
Time to hold my hands up ! The Baggies were Poor against Liverpool !!! We just rolled over and showed our belly's. #WBA #DrawingBoard ;((
Sir_Fergie
He punches birds, he burned his house. They don't care, that's f**king Scouse. Andy Carroll, Liverpool's number 9.
MirrorFootball
"Olsson took a huge portion of Andy Carroll from behind" says saucy Sam Matterface

TOTTENHAM - QUEENS PARK RANGERS 3-1 (2-0)
joelylarge
Please last 90 minutes Ledley. You may be made of glass, but its glass that's been made by God. #thfc
markhifh
oohhh ledley ledley, he's only got one knee, he's better than john terry, oohhh ledley ledley #thfc #COYS
Aaron_Sharp
I love Ray Wilkins comms, you never know what you're going to get - like an assertion Heidur Helguson is a "lovely human being". #THFC #QPR
AaronLtweet
@Nigel_Reed Was that LENNON to BALE or MESSI to INIESTA. Outstanding stuff!! #THFC starting to look dangerous. #coys
albridges82
I see Sandro's hair isn't tripping on acid anymore. #COYS #THFC

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