The black&white comeback of Metzualems... Or something similar (you can put your suggestions in the comments window below). This should be the title summarizing the latest round of the EPL.
Firstly, I have to mention Paul Scholes. The great (not by height) pale (as if there are properly tanned...) ginger, who was once described as the best by headbuttin' hero Zizou, was one of the heroes for Manchester UTD versus Bolton. It's a good thing he was bored in a so called retirement, because it's always nice to see such players continuing their usual job. Yes, I know, he's as rusty as Albanian submarines once showed in a special edition of Top Gear (I don't fancy cars, it's just that I really like cynicism, English humour, and even Jezza), but he scored!
The other old chap, who deserves to be mentioned (although a Juventus flop - no comments allowed!), is a somewhat complete opposite of Scholes. He's tall, he's, well, slightly darker, and he's French. And he plays for Arsenal as he did before flying across the pond to teach Newyorkers how to play FOOTBALL. And to earn a buck or two, for that matter. Anyway, despite he's been "statued" in London, Thierry Henry started on the bench in Swansea. He came on in 63rd when Arse was - where else - behind (2-1). High hopes everywhere (on Twitter at least). The final result was 3-2 for Swansea. Not the impact the sleeping-bag-loving grasshopper had hoped for.
In the other 21st round matches Martin Jol looks like a not very nice guy, Emile Heskey misses again (this time it's all about computer stuff), Nicklas Bendtner shoots some scenes for a new DVD, Andy Carroll's doing a great job decreasing his value, Harry Redknapp finds himself in a cheeky situation (he lets people penetrate too much), WBA resemble a really crappy funeral (no, not every funeral's crappy), the Toon Army wants Blu-Ray, Katie Price inspires Wigan - City match, and much, much more.
Now it's time to explain (again), what this blog is all about. As I wrote the last few times: You won't find any detailed experts' analysis here. You won't find complete scoresheets either. But you'll find a good banter, juicy comments about the game, the clubs, the players, the refs, the goals... Maybe you'll find some useful info/opinion for a football chat in your favourite bar...
Namely, football is a global sport, so is the English Premierleague. It is followed by a huge number of a-round-ball-loving enthusiasts, journos, players and managers themselves... I hear football is also more and more popular in the US of soccer... :)
And for all those reasons it's widely commented on Twitter. It is a very well known "fact" that tweeps possess a lot of football knowledge, common sense, cynicism, humour, love/hate relationships... And, yes, even different kinds of stupidity occur...
So, all the ingredients for the tasty soup of football opinion are there.
This is the "21st edition". Here are some of the bits, which should shed some (different) light on the 21st round of EPL. I thank all the tweeps for contributing...
ASTON VILLA - EVERTON 1-1 (0-0)
Victor Gooner
Emile Heskey has joined Twitter. He meant to join Facebook but he missed. #avfc
Mat Kendrick
Darren Bent scores against Everton?.. That proves it, he must be a Liverpool fan and is Anfield-bound surely... #sarcasm
Tweetorrr.
The Lost World is trending. Incidentally, I think that's where the footballs end up after Darron Gibson has done shooting practice. #EFC
BLACKBURN - FULHAM 3-1 (1-0)
MirrorFootball
GOAL! Blackburn 1-0 Fulham - Gamst Pedersen bangs in a free kick for 10-men Rovers. Yakubu almots chokes on his chicken drumstick
dave bairdinho
Jol looks like he is about to go on a mass murdering spree
Jack Boyle
When Martin Jol smiles, we all come a little closer to death.
CHELSEA - SUNDERLAND 1-0 (1-0)
Infostrada Sports
Frank Lampard scored in his 100th different #EPL match for #CFC. Only others to achieve this for a single club were Henry and Shearer #PL
Gingers for Limpar
Loaning out your players so that they can take points off your rivals is a cunning ploy. Unless that player's Bendtner.
Sophie Nicolaou
Bendtner adds another piece of content to his "Master of Misses" DVD. Available in stores soon...
LIVERPOOL - STOKE CITY 0-0
Sahil Bendre
Henry back he scores....Scholes back he scores.....we want Voronin back #LFC
Glenn Ashcroft
Liverpool supporters watch Dambusters on ITV4 now, the amount of times they use the N-word in a "friendly" way is amazing #LFC
Kenny Senior
Few days back tesco wiped millions and millions off their value in minutes Andy Carroll played for 32 mins 2day & done pretty much the same
MANCHESTER UTD - BOLTON 3-0 (1-0)
Tanmay chopde
Danny Welbeck lifting Scholes after his goal, two Manchester lads. Try buying that City! #mufc #mcfc
Infostrada Sports
At 37 years and 59 days old, Paul Scholes becomes the oldest English goalscorer for #MUFC in the #EPL, overtaking Bryan Robson (36-216) #PL
Mathias Asplund
Paul Scholes is such a king. You should be allowed to bring two players on when he comes off substituted. #mufc
Darren Thomas
Wayne bridge to Arsenal so his mrs can be closer to john terry #mufc
TOTTENHAM - WOLVERHAMPTON 1-1 (0-1)
sportingintelligence
Tottenham today became the first Premier League team to have conceded 1,000 PL goals, as our statto wrote in Dec.
Jamie Sanderson
Brilliant. Frimpong almost sent off, almost scored, kicked ball in van der Vaart's face then blew kisses to Spurs fans, in 1-1 draw.
Arsene's Eyes
Has to be asked. If Mr Redknapp can't stop Wolves from penetrating him, how will he cope in prison next month? #PickUpTheSoapHarry #AFC
WEST BROMWICH ALBION - NORWICH CITY 1-2 (0-1)
Greg Soanes
Based on money spent, promotions and fantastic results in the prem, Paul Lambert has to be manager of the year #ncfc
AdamL
3 points. Managed to catch my train home. Going in town tonight. Have 55% battery. Playing temple run. Does life get better? #BUZINGG! #Ncfc
Lucas
The only difference between #wba and a funeral today was theirs free food at a funeral.
NEWCASTLE UTD - QUEENS PARK RANGERS 1-0 (1-0)
joseph prenter
Fancy feyenord to beat newcastle 1-0!!good start #nufc
Jamie Gillen
“@GGooner: How many times is Ray Wilkins going to say " Enjoy the ball " #nufc #qpr” Good job he isn't commentating on the snooker then! :-P
Padawan Porky
Blur said modern life was rubbish - what rot! #QPR v #NUFC in one window, @ronnieo147 v Ding in another... What Sundays were made for!
Hamish Duff
I'd like to hold Rays throat till he was Blu-Ray #nufc
Gooner Tom
This commentary is hilarious. Can you play the Benny Hill theme tune at the end of the match, please. #nufc #qpr
Tim Collins
How big is machedas nose? Surprised it hasn't been sponsored #nufc #qpr
SWANSEA - ARSENAL 3-2 (1-1)
Telegraph Sport
Henry may have a statue, but he's only worth a place on the bench as #AFC take on #SCFC.
James Dodd
Just heard someone on radio say that #AFC fans were singing: 'Today is gonna be the day that we're gonna have to play Djourou.' #brilliant
Jamie Dyos
Being dominated by the welsh like a sheep in a farmhouse. #AFC
Henry Walmsley
Walcott or Dyer, I know who i'd take to the euros, and it isnt the 100m sprinter who got lost on his way to athletics trials and went to AFC
Paul Fischer
It sounds like the name of a French kids' book but I think we need Thierry & The Ox #AFC
Dafydd Pritchard
Record crowd of 20,409 at the Liberty to see Mertesacker do a convincing impression of a drunk giraffe. #scfc #afc
WIGAN - MANCHESTER CITY 0-1 (0-1)
Bert's Neck
It's fancy dress here at Wigan. Thousands of Their fans have come dressed as plastic seats. #MCFC #WAFC
Anton Stanley
Dzeko did well to escape from Alcaraz... #mcfc #wafc
Ryan D
Question to any (Are there any??) #WAFC fans! Have you ever filled that Stadium? And George Michael concerts don't count!
Craig Friedrichsen
This game is opening up like Katie Price's legs! #mcfc #wafc
Michael Vaughan
Ronnie Stam need to be more like Jaap Stam... Retired #WAFC
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