Last week it was Manchester. This weekend it was London's turn. Tottenham beat QPR, but it was the other match that stood out. Chelsea welcomed Arsenal at the Stamford Bridge believing they are surely good enough for beating Wenger's "quasi-kindergarten". Well, were they? Ehm, no, they weren't.
After the first 45 minutes it seemed they could win after Frank Lampard and John Terry opened Arse's defence and scored. But "Wengaboys" brought a not so secret weapon with them. They soon unleashed RPG, oh sorry, my mistake... I mean RVP.
The Dutch goal-machine didn't disappoint and scored "la tripleta", as Italians beautifully refer to "hat-trick". His latter goals came in the final five minutes, hurting Chelsea even more.
Well, they deserved it. Chelsea's defence was rubbish (as was Arsenal's), but the most "ha-ha" got a "not-racist" who obviously knows how to slip in key moments... Remember CL finals?
What else happened? Little pea saved United's ass (Jonny Evans was in the starting lineup... Really!!), even Fergie's agent couldn't stop ManCity, Steve Kean blew a two-goal lead, Darren Bent pissed Sunderland's and Villa's fans off, Andy Carroll mounted Olsson from behind and much more.
Now it's time to explain (again), what this blog is all about. As I wrote the last few times: You won't find any detailed experts' analysis here. You won't find complete scoresheets either. But you'll find a good banter, juicy comments about the game, the clubs, the players, the refs, the goals... Maybe you'll find some useful info/opinion for a football chat in your favourite bar...
Namely, football is a global sport, so is English Premierleague. It is followed by a huge number of a-round-ball-loving enthusiasts, journos, players and managers themselves... I hear football is also more and more popular in the US of soccer... :)
And for all those reasons it's widely commented on Twitter. It is a very well known "fact" that tweeps possess a lot of football knowledge, common sense, cynicism, humour, love/hate relationships... And, yes, even different kinds of stupidity occur...
So, all the ingredients for the tasty soup of football opinion are there.
This is the "10th edition". Here are some of the bits, which should shed some (different) light on the 10th round of EPL. I thank all the tweeps for contributing...
EVERTON - MANCHESTER UNITED 0-1 (0-1)
MirrorFootball
Jonny Evans starts for United. And they say Fergie has no sense of humour
jayadevnair9
MoM for the #MUFC match was Berbatov. It was his awesomeness that prevented Everton from scoring.
EllBretland
I've been lucky enough to see the likes of Henry, Bergkamp, Zola etc. live but @WayneRooney is by far the best player I've ever seen. #mufc
forevruntd
When #SAF took charge at #United 19 out of the 32 players who have made first team appearance this season were not born. #GodFather #mufc
DoronSalomon
When I find myself in times of trouble, Chicharito scores for me, Javier Hernandez, little pea
CHELSEA - ARSENAL 3-5 (2-1)
RorySmith_Indy
Excellent banner at Stamford Bridge. "JT," it reads, "IS NOT RACIST". That's that sorted, then. Stand down. #cfc 1-0 #afc
Vanja_MUFC c
Last week I received a lot of tweets from CFC fans. So quiet now,why? Oh wait! #CH3L5EA
TheChelsOrg
That's it from me for a while - this will take alcohol to get over, see you on the other side. #Chelsea #CFC
makeballet
“@DavidRolls25: AVB is trying to make great omelettes with bad eggs. #cfc #chelsea” Agree. Ring the changes, Roman. Better spend well.
markryan7
Torres was absolutely w**k today. More threat in Peppa Pig. #cfc
CBurke88
On that note, Umbro please develop a JT antislip traction soleplate. #CFC
JideAboderin
Dear God, Bless RVP with extra steel in his legs/ankles, return V5 to top form and inject some creativity into Artetas game. Amen.
timpayton
Message for Stan. Head to dressing rooms. Congratulate your team. Then stop at Robin, bow down and give him whatever contract he needs. #rvp
MANCHESTER CITY - WOLVERHAMPTON 3-1 (0-0)
EdgardV
Looks like Henessey has been enjoying too much Henessey before the match. Go City! @MCFC
DomFarrell1986
I believe that's the first time Aleks Kolarov has ever scored without kicking it REALLY hard. Disappointing #MCFC
EAM_STEAK
Finally have a chance to watch MCFC today and no "Super Mario" or Tevez and Dzeko gets taken off just after half. Bummer. Back to cleaning.
Arjunation
The man with firework showcase ability is in, Balotelli. Hoping for a cracker. #mcfc
hannah__MCFC
Mick McCarthy looks like the love child of Doc from Back to the Future and Bert from Sesame Street. #MCFC #Wolves
AnneMCity
Phew!! So Fergie's Agent Attwell came, he tried but we conquered. Come on City!!!! #mcfc
NORWICH CITY - BLACKBURN 3-3 (0-1)
bottle_bohemia
After singing the 'Norfolk Cafu' song towards Russell Martin, the women next to me asks "What's a Cafu?? " #ncfc
richardwoodEDP
Blackburn are truly awful but from 3-1 down we will take that. And our thanks to Steve Keen for taking off Yakubu. Much appreciated #ncfc
channeldelibird
"Sacked in the morning" was the chant to Steve Kean all around the ground after the equaliser. #BRFC did let Norwich back in - overrun.
SUNDERLAND - ASTON VILLA 2-2 (1-1)
1RobertEvans
Darren Bent has pissed me off too! He can't keep missing simple chances! 7 yards out isn't a great save, it's a bad miss!!! #avfc
sportingintel
Most dramatic action of second half so far has been #sfc gk Mignolet going off with smashed bloody nose after accidental heskey elbow #avfc
jessespector
I will try not to get too attached to Connor Wickham, because it will only end in sorrow. But this is the start of something good at SAFC.
SWANSEA - BOLTON 3-1 (0-0)
jdgmedia
Darren Pratley left Swansea, where he was the main man, for Bolton, where he is bit part. Well done son #greed
OptaJoe
30 - Danny Graham is the 30th player in Premier League history to score a goal and an own goal in the same match. Redemption
WIGAN - FULHAM 0-2 (0-1)
MirrorFootball
Dave Whelan has just reacted to another Wigan defeat by singing "if you were the only girl in the world" on R5Live. Surreal
mTobinNUFC
In the Premier League, anyone can beat anyone. Except Wigan, everyone beats Wigan
WEST BROMWICH ALBION - LIVERPOOL 0-2 (0-2)
sportingintel
When Liverpool last won the league, 89-90, the ave top-division basic pay in English football was £41,600. A year j.mp/ruzIqk #lfc
Silverbak666666
Time to hold my hands up ! The Baggies were Poor against Liverpool !!! We just rolled over and showed our belly's. #WBA #DrawingBoard ;((
Sir_Fergie
He punches birds, he burned his house. They don't care, that's f**king Scouse. Andy Carroll, Liverpool's number 9.
MirrorFootball
"Olsson took a huge portion of Andy Carroll from behind" says saucy Sam Matterface
TOTTENHAM - QUEENS PARK RANGERS 3-1 (2-0)
joelylarge
Please last 90 minutes Ledley. You may be made of glass, but its glass that's been made by God. #thfc
markhifh
oohhh ledley ledley, he's only got one knee, he's better than john terry, oohhh ledley ledley #thfc #COYS
Aaron_Sharp
I love Ray Wilkins comms, you never know what you're going to get - like an assertion Heidur Helguson is a "lovely human being". #THFC #QPR
AaronLtweet
@Nigel_Reed Was that LENNON to BALE or MESSI to INIESTA. Outstanding stuff!! #THFC starting to look dangerous. #coys
albridges82
I see Sandro's hair isn't tripping on acid anymore. #COYS #THFC
2011-10-23
FUNNY (?) TWITTER RECAP OF THE 9th ROUND OF ENGLISH PREMIERLEAGUE
What a weekend it was! Everton won an away match! Kean is still Rovers' manager! Arsenal fans want RVP's contract extension for Xmas! Chris Foy defeated Chelsea! King Kenny loves Bellamy more than Carroll! Aston Villa fans know how to use Gaddafi's golden pistol! And don't go to Newcastle. They don't have sex over there. Or at least they don't give a rat's ass about protection...
Anyway, even the flying black and white condoms at St. James' Park were not enough to put Newcastle in the spotlight. This weekend it was all about the Manchester derby. And I wonder no more. We really have a serious contender. I mean, when you defeat United (even though they were dressed up as Arsenal due to Halloween) in the Theatre of dreams and score six goals on top of it...
David Silva proved again he's worth every penny, City's central defenders did well, but it was Super Mario who got most of attention. After he - stupidly, it may/may not be added, but it obviously works for him - almost burned his house down with the fireworks, the Pirelli-head scored a brace. Not celebrating it, of course. But surely it was sweet for the man who asked "why always me?".
The same question was probably on Jonny "the stupid red card" Evans' mind. But he knows the answer. And ManUTD fans know it, too. And it ain't pretty. No, these days Evans is not exactly a popular name in the Manchester's Red district. Regarding his performance quite rightly so. Phil Jones? What Phil Jones? Do you mean that guy warming the bench?
Now it's time to explain (again), what this blog is all about. As I wrote the last few times: You won't find any detailed experts' analysis here. You won't find complete scoresheets either. But you'll find a good banter, juicy comments about the game, the clubs, the players, the refs, the goals... Maybe you'll find some useful info/opinion for a football chat in your favourite bar...
Namely, football is a global sport, so is English Premierleague. It is followed by a huge number of a-round-ball-loving enthusiasts, journos, players and managers themselves... I hear football is also more and more popular in the US of soccer... :)
And for all those reasons it's widely commented on Twitter. It is a very well known "fact" that tweeps possess a lot of football knowledge, common sense, cynicism, humour, love/hate relationships... And, yes, even different kinds of stupidity occur...
So, all the ingredients for the tasty soup of football opinion are there.
This is the "ninth edition". Here are some of the bits, which should shed some (different) light on the 9th round of EPL. I thank all the tweeps for contributing...
WOLVERHAMPTON - SWANSEA CITY 2-2 (0-2)
JohnHartson10
Funny there load of Swansea fans tried to ambush me onto their bus!! Wouldn't have hesitated if I wasn't off to Bangor!!
JamesMawFFT
Wolves fans sing "you're not singing anymore" at Swansea fans, having done nothing but boo for 85 minutes. Yeah, nice one...
PCarrESPN
Swansea City is still without a top-flight road win in 27 matches, since May 1982 win at Nottingham Forest.
pett10
Scott Sinclair's post match interview, he must have said "you know" at least 15 times! #swansea threw it away in last 10, what a shame
ASTON VILLA - WEST BROMWICH ALBION 1-2 (1-1)
MalawiVillan
#wba have the extra man, luckily for #avfc the extra man's Odemwingie...
thomjones0605
To be honest I'm surprised Phil Dowd didn't need security getting in to Villa Park, let alone getting out. #avfc
duguzzle
I can think of a number of good uses for Colonel Gaddafi's golden pistol right now. #phildowd #alexmcleish #avfc
BOLTON - SUNDERLAND 0-2 (0-0)
MrJasonM
Bendtner wore green boots today, what is he like!? I guess when your as good as he is, You can wear whatever you like!
NEWCASTLE UTD - WIGAN 1-0 (0-0)
PeteOfTheNorth
I'm enjoying the tattoos on the guy at the bar. Chatted to him about bitter. It's #NUFC time so I'm in manly Pete mode.
hdav727
I just heard someone refer to Cabaye as "our Tim Cahill"... I've NEVER heard a worse comparison! #nufc
Kevin_Dooley
Gabriel Obertan is like a homeless man's Nani. Thoughts?
ShaunProud
The #nufc "lob it up the field and hope your striker is faster than Usain Bolt" tactic doesn't seem to be working
emmap23
To whoever keeps releasing condoms as balloons from level 7. At least we know you're not getting laid. #mong #nufc
blefuscu74
If a squirrel had farted in Leazes Park that would have gone over the line! #nufc
fudgie
Steven Taylor must have a broken nose. It's touching his ear #nufc
LIVERPOOL - NORWICH CITY 1-1 (1-0)
TommiTikall
I wasnt going to open my whiskey before we scored. Thank you Bellamy. #LFC
DamianConnor
Amazing player cost nothing scores but every1 talking bout player on bench who cost 35m ! #LFC
mooninanfield
Suarez. Has to be one of the most theatrical players. Reckon he could give me a run for my money as the Drama Queen. #LFC
britishblackman
I'm pigsick right now. The forwards coach should either be sacked, or 1 appointed. The amount of chances we miss per game is ridiculous #lfc
celinaemcee
Anyway, before Twitter makes this apocalyptic, and someone stupidly calls for Kenny's head, I'm off. Fun to watch. It will get better. #LFC
The_SamR
So Bellamy started he's football at Norwich, I thought he started with the rest of the trolls... Under a bridge!
ARSENAL - STOKE CITY 3-1 (1-1)
alvavikram
RVP needs some support, Mr Wenger please take out ur cheque book and give us some Xmas presents
jmwai
The only funny 6-1 joke is Arsenal have not won 1 trophy in 6 years.
FULHAM - EVERTON 1-3 (0-1)
theczechup Chris Boothroyd
Grygera plays 90 minutes for Fulham, gets taken off and then Fulham let two in during injury time to lose 3-1. Should have kept him on!
Chirps31
Something that may cheer up Man U fans - #EFC beat Fulham 3-1. There see, bet you feel better already. #mufc
MANCHESTER UTD - MANCHESTER CITY 1-6 (0-1)
YnkaOkula
David Silva must have been born with a Silver Spoon with forks and knives,Chai see cutting..#MUFC
izayyadi
I miss that lil ginger kid we use to have in mid field #mufc #DerbyDay
jameselliot007
#mufc #mcfc Next balotelli t shirt will have the message 'my nan went on holiday and all she could get me was this horrible t-shirt'
craigt1988
Why is Howard Webb 4th official? We need him as the referee!!! #mufc
mcintyrewba3
Lmao! Loving sky for playin 'firework' when on about balotelli! #mcfc #mufc
RealRamiHanbali
Dear Sir Alex, when you have someone like Phil Jones on the bench why do you play Johnny Evans, sincerely every #MUFC fan #EPL
dirtytackle
Balotelli again! Clearly setting your house on fire with fireworks is the key to success.
jonawils
What Balotelli shd do at HT is change into shirt saying 'Because I never learn', score again in 2nd half and be sent off for revealing it
BahamaMamaTy
I don't care how many shirts #Balotelli had made out. City STILL won't win the title. He needs to buy fire extinguisher. #MUFC
cenkkarsli
six and the city #balotelli
USfutblog
Why did Man U decide to start Halloween a week early and dress up as Arsenal?
BLACKBURN - TOTTENHAM 1-2 (1-1)
thfc
So we're a better team than United because we only lost 5-1 at home to City
oGrime
So Spurs fans, who's up for the chop this week then? I see we've got off VDV nuts. I heard Parkers had a shocker, shall we start with him?
AdamWilson7
Confused as to why I've not seen the Steve Kean has been sacked headline. Surely this is impending? #brfc
QUEENS PARK RANGERS - CHELSEA 1-0 (1-0)
AnnieEaves
John Terry on video, appears to be shouting 'You F***ing Black C***' at Anton Ferdinand in today's game. goo.gl/A5o2F
ayush_1901
@Ollie_Davis Can say JT said 'blind' & no one can be sure if it was not definitely directed towards Foy. What happened in ur game tho?
PhotoKaren
I could hear Abramovich scratching Chris Foy's name off his Xmas Card list during the game. Wonder if he's free to ref against Man Ciy? #QPR
LizBussey
Anyone would think QPR had won the league - they just managed to hold on to 1 goal which was a penalty against 9 men - awful team.
Anyway, even the flying black and white condoms at St. James' Park were not enough to put Newcastle in the spotlight. This weekend it was all about the Manchester derby. And I wonder no more. We really have a serious contender. I mean, when you defeat United (even though they were dressed up as Arsenal due to Halloween) in the Theatre of dreams and score six goals on top of it...
David Silva proved again he's worth every penny, City's central defenders did well, but it was Super Mario who got most of attention. After he - stupidly, it may/may not be added, but it obviously works for him - almost burned his house down with the fireworks, the Pirelli-head scored a brace. Not celebrating it, of course. But surely it was sweet for the man who asked "why always me?".
The same question was probably on Jonny "the stupid red card" Evans' mind. But he knows the answer. And ManUTD fans know it, too. And it ain't pretty. No, these days Evans is not exactly a popular name in the Manchester's Red district. Regarding his performance quite rightly so. Phil Jones? What Phil Jones? Do you mean that guy warming the bench?
Now it's time to explain (again), what this blog is all about. As I wrote the last few times: You won't find any detailed experts' analysis here. You won't find complete scoresheets either. But you'll find a good banter, juicy comments about the game, the clubs, the players, the refs, the goals... Maybe you'll find some useful info/opinion for a football chat in your favourite bar...
Namely, football is a global sport, so is English Premierleague. It is followed by a huge number of a-round-ball-loving enthusiasts, journos, players and managers themselves... I hear football is also more and more popular in the US of soccer... :)
And for all those reasons it's widely commented on Twitter. It is a very well known "fact" that tweeps possess a lot of football knowledge, common sense, cynicism, humour, love/hate relationships... And, yes, even different kinds of stupidity occur...
So, all the ingredients for the tasty soup of football opinion are there.
This is the "ninth edition". Here are some of the bits, which should shed some (different) light on the 9th round of EPL. I thank all the tweeps for contributing...
WOLVERHAMPTON - SWANSEA CITY 2-2 (0-2)
JohnHartson10
Funny there load of Swansea fans tried to ambush me onto their bus!! Wouldn't have hesitated if I wasn't off to Bangor!!
JamesMawFFT
Wolves fans sing "you're not singing anymore" at Swansea fans, having done nothing but boo for 85 minutes. Yeah, nice one...
PCarrESPN
Swansea City is still without a top-flight road win in 27 matches, since May 1982 win at Nottingham Forest.
pett10
Scott Sinclair's post match interview, he must have said "you know" at least 15 times! #swansea threw it away in last 10, what a shame
ASTON VILLA - WEST BROMWICH ALBION 1-2 (1-1)
MalawiVillan
#wba have the extra man, luckily for #avfc the extra man's Odemwingie...
thomjones0605
To be honest I'm surprised Phil Dowd didn't need security getting in to Villa Park, let alone getting out. #avfc
duguzzle
I can think of a number of good uses for Colonel Gaddafi's golden pistol right now. #phildowd #alexmcleish #avfc
BOLTON - SUNDERLAND 0-2 (0-0)
MrJasonM
Bendtner wore green boots today, what is he like!? I guess when your as good as he is, You can wear whatever you like!
NEWCASTLE UTD - WIGAN 1-0 (0-0)
PeteOfTheNorth
I'm enjoying the tattoos on the guy at the bar. Chatted to him about bitter. It's #NUFC time so I'm in manly Pete mode.
hdav727
I just heard someone refer to Cabaye as "our Tim Cahill"... I've NEVER heard a worse comparison! #nufc
Kevin_Dooley
Gabriel Obertan is like a homeless man's Nani. Thoughts?
ShaunProud
The #nufc "lob it up the field and hope your striker is faster than Usain Bolt" tactic doesn't seem to be working
emmap23
To whoever keeps releasing condoms as balloons from level 7. At least we know you're not getting laid. #mong #nufc
blefuscu74
If a squirrel had farted in Leazes Park that would have gone over the line! #nufc
fudgie
Steven Taylor must have a broken nose. It's touching his ear #nufc
LIVERPOOL - NORWICH CITY 1-1 (1-0)
TommiTikall
I wasnt going to open my whiskey before we scored. Thank you Bellamy. #LFC
DamianConnor
Amazing player cost nothing scores but every1 talking bout player on bench who cost 35m ! #LFC
mooninanfield
Suarez. Has to be one of the most theatrical players. Reckon he could give me a run for my money as the Drama Queen. #LFC
britishblackman
I'm pigsick right now. The forwards coach should either be sacked, or 1 appointed. The amount of chances we miss per game is ridiculous #lfc
celinaemcee
Anyway, before Twitter makes this apocalyptic, and someone stupidly calls for Kenny's head, I'm off. Fun to watch. It will get better. #LFC
The_SamR
So Bellamy started he's football at Norwich, I thought he started with the rest of the trolls... Under a bridge!
ARSENAL - STOKE CITY 3-1 (1-1)
alvavikram
RVP needs some support, Mr Wenger please take out ur cheque book and give us some Xmas presents
jmwai
The only funny 6-1 joke is Arsenal have not won 1 trophy in 6 years.
FULHAM - EVERTON 1-3 (0-1)
theczechup Chris Boothroyd
Grygera plays 90 minutes for Fulham, gets taken off and then Fulham let two in during injury time to lose 3-1. Should have kept him on!
Chirps31
Something that may cheer up Man U fans - #EFC beat Fulham 3-1. There see, bet you feel better already. #mufc
MANCHESTER UTD - MANCHESTER CITY 1-6 (0-1)
YnkaOkula
David Silva must have been born with a Silver Spoon with forks and knives,Chai see cutting..#MUFC
izayyadi
I miss that lil ginger kid we use to have in mid field #mufc #DerbyDay
jameselliot007
#mufc #mcfc Next balotelli t shirt will have the message 'my nan went on holiday and all she could get me was this horrible t-shirt'
craigt1988
Why is Howard Webb 4th official? We need him as the referee!!! #mufc
mcintyrewba3
Lmao! Loving sky for playin 'firework' when on about balotelli! #mcfc #mufc
RealRamiHanbali
Dear Sir Alex, when you have someone like Phil Jones on the bench why do you play Johnny Evans, sincerely every #MUFC fan #EPL
dirtytackle
Balotelli again! Clearly setting your house on fire with fireworks is the key to success.
jonawils
What Balotelli shd do at HT is change into shirt saying 'Because I never learn', score again in 2nd half and be sent off for revealing it
BahamaMamaTy
I don't care how many shirts #Balotelli had made out. City STILL won't win the title. He needs to buy fire extinguisher. #MUFC
cenkkarsli
six and the city #balotelli
USfutblog
Why did Man U decide to start Halloween a week early and dress up as Arsenal?
BLACKBURN - TOTTENHAM 1-2 (1-1)
thfc
So we're a better team than United because we only lost 5-1 at home to City
oGrime
So Spurs fans, who's up for the chop this week then? I see we've got off VDV nuts. I heard Parkers had a shocker, shall we start with him?
AdamWilson7
Confused as to why I've not seen the Steve Kean has been sacked headline. Surely this is impending? #brfc
QUEENS PARK RANGERS - CHELSEA 1-0 (1-0)
AnnieEaves
John Terry on video, appears to be shouting 'You F***ing Black C***' at Anton Ferdinand in today's game. goo.gl/A5o2F
ayush_1901
@Ollie_Davis Can say JT said 'blind' & no one can be sure if it was not definitely directed towards Foy. What happened in ur game tho?
PhotoKaren
I could hear Abramovich scratching Chris Foy's name off his Xmas Card list during the game. Wonder if he's free to ref against Man Ciy? #QPR
LizBussey
Anyone would think QPR had won the league - they just managed to hold on to 1 goal which was a penalty against 9 men - awful team.
2011-10-15
FUNNY (?) TWITTER RECAP OF THE 8th ROUND OF ENGLISH PREMIERLEAGUE
No doubt about the match of the weekend. That's why so many tweets about it. The clash of Liverpool and ManUtd promised a lot. But it was not a particularly joyful experience. Liverpool were the better team throughout the match, but it should be said that SAF fielded a rather surprising starting XI.
No Wayne Rooney, no Anderson, no Chicharito, no Nemanja Vidić, Phil Jones in the heart of the midfield, Danny Welbeck a lone(ly) attacker. On the other hand King Kenny didn't trust a-beer-gulping Andy. Anyway, it came as no surprise LFC scored first in a somewhat boring game. Actually Stevie G did, thankfully to Giggsy's family jewels running away from the wall.
But doughnut stealing David De Gea and "Little Pea" saved the day for not properly tanned Sir Alex deeply in the 2nd half. One of the tweeps was so impressed by the Mexican striker that he wants to name a part of his body after him... His girlfriend surely knows which one...
This time Luis Suarez didn't put his name on the scoresheet, but - as always - he was frequently commented on Twitter. Perhaps he'll be so irritated by some of the tweets he'll use his rat-skills to break the internet connection.
Not surprisingly, Mario Balotelli also got his share of comments. Yes, everything was on the display. His haircut, his temper, his not-celebrating a goal... Even though he scored with a bicycle-kick... He's special alright. Unlike Villa. No Džeko, no Agüero, no Silva, no Nasri in the starting lineup and they were still no-match for the Citizens. Yikes!
Also in this edition. Rory Delap scored. No, really. Blackburn and Wigan are mentioned, too. Need to say more? I don't think so... Oh, yes, and there was a some kind of mirage at the Emirates. Check it out below. And by the way. Did you know Barbra Streisand was fooling around with dinosaurs? Maybe you'll laugh, but Croatians and THFC fans should be grateful!
Now it's time to explain (again), what this blog is all about. As I wrote the last few times: You won't find any detailed experts' analysis here. You won't find complete scoresheets either. But you'll find a good banter, juicy comments about the game, the clubs, the players, the refs, the goals... Maybe you'll find some useful info/opinion for a football chat in your favourite bar...
Namely, football is a global sport, so is English Premierleague. It is followed by a huge number of a-round-ball-loving enthusiasts, journos, players and managers themselves... I hear football is also more and more popular in the US of soccer... :)
And for all those reasons it's widely commented on Twitter. It is a very well known "fact" that tweeps possess a lot of football knowledge, common sense, cynicism, humour, love/hate relationships... And, yes, even different kinds of stupidity occur...
So, all the ingredients for the tasty soup of football opinion are there.
This is the "eighth edition". Here are some of the bits, which should shed some (different) light on the 8th round of EPL. I thank all the tweeps for contributing...
LIVERPOOL - MANCHESTER UNITED 1-1 (0-0)
jaymotty
New drinking game, every time Ray Wilkins says 'situation' have a swig- guaranteed you'll be legless by half time #mufc #19
cognoscentinovo
I think Suarez's teeth put him off balance, they should put a counter-balance on the back of his boots, like a reverse flipper #mufc #lfc
mattwing79
"Gerrard whips it in!", that's what that schoolgirl said. #Ronnie #mufc
Freddy Randy
I doubt Park Ji Sung has three lungs, I think he has four #mufc
madmillsey
I'm not suggesting this #LFC v #MUFC game is boring, but I'm currently playing minesweeper.
purplekissez06
Sir Alex Ferguson needs a proper tan.. I mean his face is all red and the rest of his body is pale :/ #JustSaying #MUFC #EPL
OpiniUnited
Phil 'Bionic' Jones is back out. Just give him a bit of WD-40, and he'll be alright. #MUFC
ryan_goodyear
Suarez really is the most rat like player currently in the Premier League. I expect he gnaws wires at night. #lfc #mufc
Aces_9
Lol,giggs moving his family jewels out of the way and gerrard scoring #Lfc #Mufc
adamirer77
Johnny Casual Evans. Donkey. I feel panic when i see him in the team. Only in to stop Vidic getting his annual Anfield red card #mufc
KennyPlod
In tribute to Javier Hernandez, I need to think of a part of my body to name "Little Pea".... #mufc
MANCHESTER CITY - ASTON VILLA 4-1 (1-0)
RyoIchiWatanabe
Balotelli scored -__- (he can't even wear his training shirt properly)
femianthony
But what is this on Balotelli's head? What's wrong with black Footballers & Thier Hairstyles? Fark it!! Balotelli ought to be at Arsenal lol
upthedale
Hope #balotelli has raised a fortune for charity with that haircut no other plausible explanation #mcfc
inbcwetrust
balotelli the best thing since slice bread ...com to milan now
taniaburrito
'Getting so bored of #ManCity always winning' - just 2 years ago, I never thought I'd ever hear a friend say that. #epl
NORWICH CITY - SWANSEA CITY 3-1 (2-1)
InfostradaLive
Anthony Pilkington has scored the fastest goal of the 2011/2012 #EPL season, netting for Norwich City after 49 seconds v Swansea
SkySports
Swansea City captain Garry Monk is still pinching himself that he is a Premier League player this season. bit.ly/okPVCX
sutz74
Great results for the Super Canaries today... think that will be my Dad's favourite present this year! #OTBC #NCFC
QUEENS PARK RANGERS - BLACKBURN ROVERS 1-1 (1-1)
STEVEKEANOUT
Steve Kean = useless, deluded, clueless and inept!!!
CharlieeB_x
Kean you're clueless pal, thanks for the liver damage tonight babe #keanout xxxxxx
STOKE CITY - FULHAM 2-0 (0-0)
briankettle
Rory Delap has just scored. Since it's impossible to do so direct fron a throw-in, presumably the ball hit him on the back of the head
i_am_mattbailey
Rory Delap scored for Stoke, what's the world coming to
WIGAN - BOLTON 1-3 (1-2)
JimPaterson
Well.that's the last time I lump some on for Wigan to win.
JamesAithie
Wigan train just gone past with English Defence League flag in window. Defence & League are not 3 words i'd be saying today after 3-1 defeat
LiAm123
To anyone ever feeling depressed about their football team, just think, 'At least I don't support Wigan'.
CHELSEA - EVERTON 3-1 (2-0)
OneMatchBan
Leighton Baines looks like he belongs in the back line of the Welsh rugby team... (the one from the seventies) #efc #cfc
Tants_88
I demand an explanation why we have been denied the battle of the haircuts in the #CFC vs #EFC match! Luiz vs Fellaini would have been epic!
Dadadjzo
Seems like Chelsea has finally discovered the location of Everton's G-spot after a damning 7 years #cfc
WEST BROMWICH ALBION - WOLVERHAMPTON 2-0 (1-0)
MostUnfurrowed
As we all know, all footballing ability lies in hair. Now that ridiculous blonde has gone, maybe we'll have our Peter back? #wba
its_kathryn
I'm sure this run of 5 defeats is but a blip in Wolves' charge on Europe #wba #wolves
ARSENAL - SUNDERLAND 2-1 (1-1)
henrywinter
#afc official attendance is apparently 60,078. Applying those maths, the scoreline is 8-8
feverpitch
Steve Bruce stands up and 10,000 lower tier seats have a restricted view.
writtenoff_mufc
Wenger does not stand a chance at Arsenal with Elton John as his assistant.
teewhizzle007
Wenger is TIRED, he needs 2 b RETIRED or FIRED!!!!!!
NEWCASTLE - TOTTENHAM 2-2 (0-1)
lee_ryder
The two teams heading out on to the pitch here, Spurs in a minging purple kit #nufc #thfc look like Ribena cartons
the_masini
Of all the crimes 'Arry Redknapp has (allegedly) committed, allowing these Spurs kits out of Quality Control is amongst his worst deeds.
McNallyMirror
Newcastle fans greet Seb Bassong with chorus of “one greedy bastard.” But aren't all Premier League footballers greedy bastards? #nufc #thfc
aicky
Is Livermore Chris Houghton's secret love child? There's a striking likeness #thfc
angrynoel
About 27 years ago, Barbra Streisand made love to a Pterodactyl and Luka Modric was born. #Barbradactyl
No Wayne Rooney, no Anderson, no Chicharito, no Nemanja Vidić, Phil Jones in the heart of the midfield, Danny Welbeck a lone(ly) attacker. On the other hand King Kenny didn't trust a-beer-gulping Andy. Anyway, it came as no surprise LFC scored first in a somewhat boring game. Actually Stevie G did, thankfully to Giggsy's family jewels running away from the wall.
But doughnut stealing David De Gea and "Little Pea" saved the day for not properly tanned Sir Alex deeply in the 2nd half. One of the tweeps was so impressed by the Mexican striker that he wants to name a part of his body after him... His girlfriend surely knows which one...
This time Luis Suarez didn't put his name on the scoresheet, but - as always - he was frequently commented on Twitter. Perhaps he'll be so irritated by some of the tweets he'll use his rat-skills to break the internet connection.
Not surprisingly, Mario Balotelli also got his share of comments. Yes, everything was on the display. His haircut, his temper, his not-celebrating a goal... Even though he scored with a bicycle-kick... He's special alright. Unlike Villa. No Džeko, no Agüero, no Silva, no Nasri in the starting lineup and they were still no-match for the Citizens. Yikes!
Also in this edition. Rory Delap scored. No, really. Blackburn and Wigan are mentioned, too. Need to say more? I don't think so... Oh, yes, and there was a some kind of mirage at the Emirates. Check it out below. And by the way. Did you know Barbra Streisand was fooling around with dinosaurs? Maybe you'll laugh, but Croatians and THFC fans should be grateful!
Now it's time to explain (again), what this blog is all about. As I wrote the last few times: You won't find any detailed experts' analysis here. You won't find complete scoresheets either. But you'll find a good banter, juicy comments about the game, the clubs, the players, the refs, the goals... Maybe you'll find some useful info/opinion for a football chat in your favourite bar...
Namely, football is a global sport, so is English Premierleague. It is followed by a huge number of a-round-ball-loving enthusiasts, journos, players and managers themselves... I hear football is also more and more popular in the US of soccer... :)
And for all those reasons it's widely commented on Twitter. It is a very well known "fact" that tweeps possess a lot of football knowledge, common sense, cynicism, humour, love/hate relationships... And, yes, even different kinds of stupidity occur...
So, all the ingredients for the tasty soup of football opinion are there.
This is the "eighth edition". Here are some of the bits, which should shed some (different) light on the 8th round of EPL. I thank all the tweeps for contributing...
LIVERPOOL - MANCHESTER UNITED 1-1 (0-0)
jaymotty
New drinking game, every time Ray Wilkins says 'situation' have a swig- guaranteed you'll be legless by half time #mufc #19
cognoscentinovo
I think Suarez's teeth put him off balance, they should put a counter-balance on the back of his boots, like a reverse flipper #mufc #lfc
mattwing79
"Gerrard whips it in!", that's what that schoolgirl said. #Ronnie #mufc
Freddy Randy
I doubt Park Ji Sung has three lungs, I think he has four #mufc
madmillsey
I'm not suggesting this #LFC v #MUFC game is boring, but I'm currently playing minesweeper.
purplekissez06
Sir Alex Ferguson needs a proper tan.. I mean his face is all red and the rest of his body is pale :/ #JustSaying #MUFC #EPL
OpiniUnited
Phil 'Bionic' Jones is back out. Just give him a bit of WD-40, and he'll be alright. #MUFC
ryan_goodyear
Suarez really is the most rat like player currently in the Premier League. I expect he gnaws wires at night. #lfc #mufc
Aces_9
Lol,giggs moving his family jewels out of the way and gerrard scoring #Lfc #Mufc
adamirer77
Johnny Casual Evans. Donkey. I feel panic when i see him in the team. Only in to stop Vidic getting his annual Anfield red card #mufc
KennyPlod
In tribute to Javier Hernandez, I need to think of a part of my body to name "Little Pea".... #mufc
MANCHESTER CITY - ASTON VILLA 4-1 (1-0)
RyoIchiWatanabe
Balotelli scored -__- (he can't even wear his training shirt properly)
femianthony
But what is this on Balotelli's head? What's wrong with black Footballers & Thier Hairstyles? Fark it!! Balotelli ought to be at Arsenal lol
upthedale
Hope #balotelli has raised a fortune for charity with that haircut no other plausible explanation #mcfc
inbcwetrust
balotelli the best thing since slice bread ...com to milan now
taniaburrito
'Getting so bored of #ManCity always winning' - just 2 years ago, I never thought I'd ever hear a friend say that. #epl
NORWICH CITY - SWANSEA CITY 3-1 (2-1)
InfostradaLive
Anthony Pilkington has scored the fastest goal of the 2011/2012 #EPL season, netting for Norwich City after 49 seconds v Swansea
SkySports
Swansea City captain Garry Monk is still pinching himself that he is a Premier League player this season. bit.ly/okPVCX
sutz74
Great results for the Super Canaries today... think that will be my Dad's favourite present this year! #OTBC #NCFC
QUEENS PARK RANGERS - BLACKBURN ROVERS 1-1 (1-1)
STEVEKEANOUT
Steve Kean = useless, deluded, clueless and inept!!!
CharlieeB_x
Kean you're clueless pal, thanks for the liver damage tonight babe #keanout xxxxxx
STOKE CITY - FULHAM 2-0 (0-0)
briankettle
Rory Delap has just scored. Since it's impossible to do so direct fron a throw-in, presumably the ball hit him on the back of the head
i_am_mattbailey
Rory Delap scored for Stoke, what's the world coming to
WIGAN - BOLTON 1-3 (1-2)
JimPaterson
Well.that's the last time I lump some on for Wigan to win.
JamesAithie
Wigan train just gone past with English Defence League flag in window. Defence & League are not 3 words i'd be saying today after 3-1 defeat
LiAm123
To anyone ever feeling depressed about their football team, just think, 'At least I don't support Wigan'.
CHELSEA - EVERTON 3-1 (2-0)
OneMatchBan
Leighton Baines looks like he belongs in the back line of the Welsh rugby team... (the one from the seventies) #efc #cfc
Tants_88
I demand an explanation why we have been denied the battle of the haircuts in the #CFC vs #EFC match! Luiz vs Fellaini would have been epic!
Dadadjzo
Seems like Chelsea has finally discovered the location of Everton's G-spot after a damning 7 years #cfc
WEST BROMWICH ALBION - WOLVERHAMPTON 2-0 (1-0)
MostUnfurrowed
As we all know, all footballing ability lies in hair. Now that ridiculous blonde has gone, maybe we'll have our Peter back? #wba
its_kathryn
I'm sure this run of 5 defeats is but a blip in Wolves' charge on Europe #wba #wolves
ARSENAL - SUNDERLAND 2-1 (1-1)
henrywinter
#afc official attendance is apparently 60,078. Applying those maths, the scoreline is 8-8
feverpitch
Steve Bruce stands up and 10,000 lower tier seats have a restricted view.
writtenoff_mufc
Wenger does not stand a chance at Arsenal with Elton John as his assistant.
teewhizzle007
Wenger is TIRED, he needs 2 b RETIRED or FIRED!!!!!!
NEWCASTLE - TOTTENHAM 2-2 (0-1)
lee_ryder
The two teams heading out on to the pitch here, Spurs in a minging purple kit #nufc #thfc look like Ribena cartons
the_masini
Of all the crimes 'Arry Redknapp has (allegedly) committed, allowing these Spurs kits out of Quality Control is amongst his worst deeds.
McNallyMirror
Newcastle fans greet Seb Bassong with chorus of “one greedy bastard.” But aren't all Premier League footballers greedy bastards? #nufc #thfc
aicky
Is Livermore Chris Houghton's secret love child? There's a striking likeness #thfc
angrynoel
About 27 years ago, Barbra Streisand made love to a Pterodactyl and Luka Modric was born. #Barbradactyl
2011-10-01
FUNNY (?) TWITTER RECAP OF THE 7th ROUND OF ENGLISH PREMIERLEAGUE
The Merseyside derby was a proper opener of the 7th round of the EPL. It had it all. Goals, hitting posts and crossbars, ref-mistakes, a red card AND even an Andy Carroll's goal. Liverpool won largely due to: firstly, a referee who showed a red card to Jack Rodwell -dangerous start yes, early bath no -, secondly, unlike LFC Twitter fans, king Kenny was patient enough; despite a poor performance Carroll was allowed to finish on the pitch... and scored. Horse-teeth just finished the match off.
Blackburn also got a fair amount of tweets. This time not so much chicken-related. The twitter-world turned slightly sexual. Not surprisingly, when there's a willy involved. Well, a willie, but it is a good one. Goodwillie they call him. Some commentators say he should penetrate more... Not so good then after all. Citizens can confirm that. They scored (a lot), willie and his mates didn't.
Neither did the canaries. They lost at Old Trafford. Hardly a surprise, you'd say. But they were giving the red devils (without Homer De Gea) a very hard time and were a bit unlucky not to get a point. But with a superhuman at the right-back and Welbeck as a finisher SAF's boys ended the game as they wanted. And Citizens didn't.
Sunday was all about the London derby. But JT's balls also attracted some Twitter-attention (almost as much as Frank Lampard's and Andy Johnson's hat-tricks). Wanna know details? Ask David Ngog... Back to London: for starters, Jasper Carrott was the ref, there was a ghost of 90's Wimbledon in the Spurs team, but despite that Spurs won. Probably because of the beautiful Bale's crotch. Ask Mr. Neville...
Now it's time to explain (again), what this blog is all about. As I wrote the last few times: You won't find any detailed experts' analysis here. You won't find complete scoresheets either. But you'll find a good banter, juicy comments about the game, the clubs, the players, the refs, the goals... Maybe you'll find some useful info/opinion for a football chat in your favourite bar...
Namely, football is a global sport, so is English Premierleague. It is followed by a huge number of a-round-ball-loving enthusiasts, journos, players and managers themselves... I hear football is also more and more popular in the US of soccer... :)
And for all those reasons it's widely commented on Twitter. It is a very well known "fact" that tweeps possess a lot of football knowledge, common sense, cynicism, humour, love/hate relationships... And, yes, even different kinds of stupidity occur...
So, all the ingredients for the tasty soup of football opinion are there.
This is the "seventh edition". Here are some of the bits, which should shed some (different) light on the 7th round of EPL. I thank all the tweeps for contributing...
EVERTON - LIVERPOOL 0-2 (0-0)
MirrorFootball
Graeme Souness: 'Suarez is a dangerous animal' - judging by the teeth, a wild stallion?
ianchakhaza
We need to get a goal! If Everton nick one I see them parking the bloody Titanic! #LFC
MRomone
RT @JohnnyUtah100: Suarez has massive teeth. He could chew an apple through a tennis raquet. #LFC
Dentistry777
Apparently Martin Kelly's hair thinks its 1986. #lfc
asadfaruqi
Baines is so 1970s. I think there is a fancy dress competition going on in the evertonian dressing room. #everton vs #LFC
imsabbah
Andy Carroll. Nice hair. #lfc
bimal
Why did Rodwell get sent off... apart from the fact he plays for everton? #lfc
Karen1410
Love Carroll for scoring but he runs like a cart horse #LFC
briankettle
Patience is a virtue. We are fortunate that the #lfc manager possesses more than the Twitter generation.
ASTON VILLA - WIGAN ATHLETIC 2-0 (1-0)
mrtnhntr Martin Hunter
2 goals, clean sheet, unbeaten in the prem. That can only mean: "McLeish out!!" #avfc
FFScout_Dunc
@TheStock_ @ffscout_andy Mcleish takes poor players and makes them average. The unfortunate side effect is good players also become average
BLACKBURN ROVERS - MANCHESTER CITY 0-4 (0-0)
FootyChantsLive
"Stand up if you've won the league, stand up if you've won the league" The Blackburn faithful jibe the cash rich Man City - 1st Oct.
lereesen
Blackburn has a guy named David Goodwillie. #fail
mcfcforum
The commentator has just said " goodwillie needs to try and penetrate more" #OoooohMatron
Re3vEsY
David Goodwillie up there with Rod Fanni as two of the best names in football #Quality
DanVikman
And now 2-0 #ManCity while #Tevez might be out playing golf. Good for him. Good for ManCity.
MANCHESTER UNITED - NORWICH CITY 2-0 (0-0)
melissah528
Wow it's October and we're singing 12 Cantonas? We must be bored :S #mufc
xolzzz
I wanna do u @Ph1lj0nes ! Seriously! #mufc
tomEurosport
David De Gea out of the Manchester United side today. Frees him up to lift a few danish pastries.
TheSirJaroudiJr
I hope De gea steals another Donut just to see Lindegaard playing again #mufc
jerrydeegan
Phil Jones is not actually human, he's playing position of 4 defenders right now, the lad is pure class.. #mufc
BahamaMamaTy
ahhhh Roo, so close...all that new hair is slowing our boy up on the pitch! lol #MUFC
SUNDERLAND - WEST BROMWICH ALBION 2-2 (2-2)
jackread10
Bendtner scoring against you has to be so morally demoralizing for a back 4
FourFourTom
Bendtner was involved in Sunderland's second goal too, by the way. Perhaps he actually is the world's best striker...
simonbirdmirror
Cattermole in a strop over sub: Throws armband away, and tells bruce "It's your choice." "Yes it is son" says Brucey. #safc
WOLVERHAMPTON - NEWCASTLE UNITED 1-2 (0-1)
Soapyrano
If Wolves don't win before next saturday my best man's wedd speech is going to be more expletive+anger fuelled than if Frankie Boyle did it
elizabail
Well done Wolves. You finally turned up 88 minutes and 2 goals too late. Retards.
apples_are_blue
Wolves seem to get out of bed part way through the second half . . . No that I am complaining.
BOLTON - CHELSEA 1-5 (0-4)
James_Cann
I think Raul Meireles could fit some more tattoos on his body if he really put his mind to it #cfc #chelsea
DanaWessel
I'd bench my 7th graders if they marked like Bolton did on that Chelsea goal.
JamesDallESPN
Ngog's boot just clouted Terry in his privates, the Chelsea skipper floored with pain. Commentator on Terry: "He is as hard as they come."
ThePhilLennon
All the #Chelsea Players wives breathe a huge sigh of relief....or is that the players?! lockerz.com/s/143772200
adwinn
the poor Chelsea physio has to examine John Terry's jedwards. God knows where they were last night.
eddvardien
Think I'd risk a kick in the "unmentionables" if it meant some attention for the Chelsea physio. She's tidy.
WhiplashUnited
Why do Chelsea away fans make more noise than their home fans? Don't the away fans go to the home games?
macaustine
Chelsea is technically playing one man down cos Drogba is doin nada
FULHAM - QUEENS PARK RANGERS 6-0 (3-0)
bwin_Josef
"Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back" is the slightly tongue-in-cheek call from #ffc fans to their #qpr friends
foleyandy
QPR gettin thumped by Fulham... hope @marcbircham & @Joey7Barton take a deep breath & count to ten before picking up their mobiles today.
Bazza1983
So happy qpr are getting spanked. Football has a habit of smashing you in the face
SWANSEA CITY - STOKE CITY 2-0 (1-0)
Froners Wilco Froneman
Swansea beat Stoke............... Well now anything is possible
7puzzle
@StanCollymore I've told you before that I think you're the best pundit on radio, but Swansea City are definitely not called the Bluebirds!
TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR - ARSENAL 2-1 (1-0)
Big_Stu
When did Spurs become 90's Wimbledon? Not seen so much long ball since....actually any Stoke game this year!
jonnygould
#thfc v #afc: Mike Dean remains the referee who most looks like Jasper Carrott.
totaltottenham Total Tottenham
Is 'Arry watching Only Fools & Horses on his iPad? Sort it out Harry! More bodies in midfield now! Defoe off, Sandro on! #thfc #spurs
PhilMaxx
Sangas hair looks ready for harvest. #thfc #AFC
affers1178
Wenger: 15 yrs service @ 1 club, net spend of 16m & past teams av plyd football frm the heavens. His reward? Bein called a paedophile. #thfc
IagoHughes
Gary Neville commentating on the Arsenal vs Spurs game: "when Gareth Bale opens his legs like that, It's a fantastic sight" #AFC #THFC
Blackburn also got a fair amount of tweets. This time not so much chicken-related. The twitter-world turned slightly sexual. Not surprisingly, when there's a willy involved. Well, a willie, but it is a good one. Goodwillie they call him. Some commentators say he should penetrate more... Not so good then after all. Citizens can confirm that. They scored (a lot), willie and his mates didn't.
Neither did the canaries. They lost at Old Trafford. Hardly a surprise, you'd say. But they were giving the red devils (without Homer De Gea) a very hard time and were a bit unlucky not to get a point. But with a superhuman at the right-back and Welbeck as a finisher SAF's boys ended the game as they wanted. And Citizens didn't.
Sunday was all about the London derby. But JT's balls also attracted some Twitter-attention (almost as much as Frank Lampard's and Andy Johnson's hat-tricks). Wanna know details? Ask David Ngog... Back to London: for starters, Jasper Carrott was the ref, there was a ghost of 90's Wimbledon in the Spurs team, but despite that Spurs won. Probably because of the beautiful Bale's crotch. Ask Mr. Neville...
Now it's time to explain (again), what this blog is all about. As I wrote the last few times: You won't find any detailed experts' analysis here. You won't find complete scoresheets either. But you'll find a good banter, juicy comments about the game, the clubs, the players, the refs, the goals... Maybe you'll find some useful info/opinion for a football chat in your favourite bar...
Namely, football is a global sport, so is English Premierleague. It is followed by a huge number of a-round-ball-loving enthusiasts, journos, players and managers themselves... I hear football is also more and more popular in the US of soccer... :)
And for all those reasons it's widely commented on Twitter. It is a very well known "fact" that tweeps possess a lot of football knowledge, common sense, cynicism, humour, love/hate relationships... And, yes, even different kinds of stupidity occur...
So, all the ingredients for the tasty soup of football opinion are there.
This is the "seventh edition". Here are some of the bits, which should shed some (different) light on the 7th round of EPL. I thank all the tweeps for contributing...
EVERTON - LIVERPOOL 0-2 (0-0)
MirrorFootball
Graeme Souness: 'Suarez is a dangerous animal' - judging by the teeth, a wild stallion?
ianchakhaza
We need to get a goal! If Everton nick one I see them parking the bloody Titanic! #LFC
MRomone
RT @JohnnyUtah100: Suarez has massive teeth. He could chew an apple through a tennis raquet. #LFC
Dentistry777
Apparently Martin Kelly's hair thinks its 1986. #lfc
asadfaruqi
Baines is so 1970s. I think there is a fancy dress competition going on in the evertonian dressing room. #everton vs #LFC
imsabbah
Andy Carroll. Nice hair. #lfc
bimal
Why did Rodwell get sent off... apart from the fact he plays for everton? #lfc
Karen1410
Love Carroll for scoring but he runs like a cart horse #LFC
briankettle
Patience is a virtue. We are fortunate that the #lfc manager possesses more than the Twitter generation.
ASTON VILLA - WIGAN ATHLETIC 2-0 (1-0)
mrtnhntr Martin Hunter
2 goals, clean sheet, unbeaten in the prem. That can only mean: "McLeish out!!" #avfc
FFScout_Dunc
@TheStock_ @ffscout_andy Mcleish takes poor players and makes them average. The unfortunate side effect is good players also become average
BLACKBURN ROVERS - MANCHESTER CITY 0-4 (0-0)
FootyChantsLive
"Stand up if you've won the league, stand up if you've won the league" The Blackburn faithful jibe the cash rich Man City - 1st Oct.
lereesen
Blackburn has a guy named David Goodwillie. #fail
mcfcforum
The commentator has just said " goodwillie needs to try and penetrate more" #OoooohMatron
Re3vEsY
David Goodwillie up there with Rod Fanni as two of the best names in football #Quality
DanVikman
And now 2-0 #ManCity while #Tevez might be out playing golf. Good for him. Good for ManCity.
MANCHESTER UNITED - NORWICH CITY 2-0 (0-0)
melissah528
Wow it's October and we're singing 12 Cantonas? We must be bored :S #mufc
xolzzz
I wanna do u @Ph1lj0nes ! Seriously! #mufc
tomEurosport
David De Gea out of the Manchester United side today. Frees him up to lift a few danish pastries.
TheSirJaroudiJr
I hope De gea steals another Donut just to see Lindegaard playing again #mufc
jerrydeegan
Phil Jones is not actually human, he's playing position of 4 defenders right now, the lad is pure class.. #mufc
BahamaMamaTy
ahhhh Roo, so close...all that new hair is slowing our boy up on the pitch! lol #MUFC
SUNDERLAND - WEST BROMWICH ALBION 2-2 (2-2)
jackread10
Bendtner scoring against you has to be so morally demoralizing for a back 4
FourFourTom
Bendtner was involved in Sunderland's second goal too, by the way. Perhaps he actually is the world's best striker...
simonbirdmirror
Cattermole in a strop over sub: Throws armband away, and tells bruce "It's your choice." "Yes it is son" says Brucey. #safc
WOLVERHAMPTON - NEWCASTLE UNITED 1-2 (0-1)
Soapyrano
If Wolves don't win before next saturday my best man's wedd speech is going to be more expletive+anger fuelled than if Frankie Boyle did it
elizabail
Well done Wolves. You finally turned up 88 minutes and 2 goals too late. Retards.
apples_are_blue
Wolves seem to get out of bed part way through the second half . . . No that I am complaining.
BOLTON - CHELSEA 1-5 (0-4)
James_Cann
I think Raul Meireles could fit some more tattoos on his body if he really put his mind to it #cfc #chelsea
DanaWessel
I'd bench my 7th graders if they marked like Bolton did on that Chelsea goal.
JamesDallESPN
Ngog's boot just clouted Terry in his privates, the Chelsea skipper floored with pain. Commentator on Terry: "He is as hard as they come."
ThePhilLennon
All the #Chelsea Players wives breathe a huge sigh of relief....or is that the players?! lockerz.com/s/143772200
adwinn
the poor Chelsea physio has to examine John Terry's jedwards. God knows where they were last night.
eddvardien
Think I'd risk a kick in the "unmentionables" if it meant some attention for the Chelsea physio. She's tidy.
WhiplashUnited
Why do Chelsea away fans make more noise than their home fans? Don't the away fans go to the home games?
macaustine
Chelsea is technically playing one man down cos Drogba is doin nada
FULHAM - QUEENS PARK RANGERS 6-0 (3-0)
bwin_Josef
"Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back" is the slightly tongue-in-cheek call from #ffc fans to their #qpr friends
foleyandy
QPR gettin thumped by Fulham... hope @marcbircham & @Joey7Barton take a deep breath & count to ten before picking up their mobiles today.
Bazza1983
So happy qpr are getting spanked. Football has a habit of smashing you in the face
SWANSEA CITY - STOKE CITY 2-0 (1-0)
Froners Wilco Froneman
Swansea beat Stoke............... Well now anything is possible
7puzzle
@StanCollymore I've told you before that I think you're the best pundit on radio, but Swansea City are definitely not called the Bluebirds!
TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR - ARSENAL 2-1 (1-0)
Big_Stu
When did Spurs become 90's Wimbledon? Not seen so much long ball since....actually any Stoke game this year!
jonnygould
#thfc v #afc: Mike Dean remains the referee who most looks like Jasper Carrott.
totaltottenham Total Tottenham
Is 'Arry watching Only Fools & Horses on his iPad? Sort it out Harry! More bodies in midfield now! Defoe off, Sandro on! #thfc #spurs
PhilMaxx
Sangas hair looks ready for harvest. #thfc #AFC
affers1178
Wenger: 15 yrs service @ 1 club, net spend of 16m & past teams av plyd football frm the heavens. His reward? Bein called a paedophile. #thfc
IagoHughes
Gary Neville commentating on the Arsenal vs Spurs game: "when Gareth Bale opens his legs like that, It's a fantastic sight" #AFC #THFC
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